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Christie

About Me



I write; there is a strong possibility I will write about you if I've meet you, know you, have known you or have ever seen you. I teach yoga. Yoga and writing are my loves. I've lived in Va. for over 20 years and I'll never say ya'll. I almost always remember my dreams. Sometimes I'm too sarcastic. I make awesome spaghetti. I collect Pearl Jam B sides. The best compliment I've ever been given is that I'm not a pain in the ass to make plans with. Chances are good that I will call you dude, regardless of your gender.



My Interests

I'd like to meet:





Eddie Vedder.

The Barrys-Manilow and Privett.

Johnny Depp.

Tom Hanks.

Paula Deen.

Judy Blume.

Elton John.

Paul McCartney.

Bono.

Mike Connell.

Woody Harrelson.

Ty Pennington.

Meaty.

People that will laugh when I make a joke. A boy that doesn't play air guitar. Somebody with a wood paneled station wagon. Anybody that knows the difference between your and you're and knows that their, there, and they're are three different words. Fellow yogis, yoginis and other like minded people.

My Blog

Back to School...

I know a lot of people have kids going back to school today. I don't have kids, but in the infinite amount of things that remind me of my mom, school supplies are one of them. My love of pens that wri...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Sep 2009 11:13:00 GMT

A Little (true) Story For The Kids...

There is a boy...Not E, B, or D. That lives far away.He has been calling a lot.
Posted by on Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:44:00 GMT

It's The Same Old Song And Dance...

It used to be that everything that happened was blog material. Now...I don't know what is and what isn't, so pretty much nothing is.I recently got offered a teaching spot at a studio. I am cautiously ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Aug 2009 06:09:00 GMT

Lazy...

I've decided I think analogies are dumb. Things aren't like other things, they just are what they are. Trying to write a book isn't like slamming my head against a wall, it's like trying to write a bo...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jul 2009 21:44:00 GMT

Writing...

O.k., so...I've started working on a writing project. One I hoped would be of a decent length. That is very slow going! A lot of self editing is involved and it shouldn't be. It's hard to get the vibe...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Jul 2009 15:45:00 GMT

What Would Tom Hanks Do?

So I haven't been over here in forever. I don't know what I've been doing...big fat lie, yes I do; I've been on facebook. Sorry. I used to hate it, but now I don't. Whatever, I'm fickle; I used to hat...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 17:46:00 GMT

Two Venti White Chocolate Mochas, Please...

My mom's company used to occupy a lot of my time. We talked on the phone a lot even if we didn't get to hang out a lot. I miss that. I didn't get to have an Eddie Vedder weekend and I didn't really pr...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jun 2009 13:05:00 GMT

Unfuckingbelievable...

Yesterday I finally spoke to the CEO of the ticket "company." She tried every trick she could: it's been nine months, the person that said they'd refund the ticket doesn't work there, nobody ever sent...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jun 2009 07:39:00 GMT

Down But Not Out...

I sit here on Thursday, trying to leave on Monday. I can leave on Monday, I just won't have anything to do when I get there. I have no concert tickets, no cash...and no back up plan. Admittedly, this ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jun 2009 10:20:00 GMT

Onlinetickets.com Can SUCKIT.COM...

I've never been much of a consumerizer. I used to buy my shirts too big and instead of taking them back, I'd just try to shrink them in hot water. It never really worked.Last summer, when I was workin...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jun 2009 12:06:00 GMT