Deacon Dan and the Cruci-Fiction!

About Me

My Interests

I love Women, Booze, and Money...Currently, i have two of those... You guess which two!!
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Your Political Profile

Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
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Ethics: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
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I'd like to meet:

People i'd like to Meet: George Carlin, Serj Tankian & the rest of SOAD, Amy Lee and Cristina Scabbia (My Goddess), Peter Steel, Billy Corgan & Jimmy Chamberlain, Layne Staley & Jerry Cantrell

Music:

Well, for starters, i'm into Every kind of Rock, from Classic to Hard. I also love to listen to metal, including Black, Heavy, Doom, Death, and Power Metal. My favorite form of music is Symphonic (any group that includes a Orchestra or Symphony in there music)My favorite Metal bands are System of a Down, Slipknot, Nightwish, Lacuna Coil, Dimmu Borgir, and Type O Negative, and the Trans-Siberian Orchestra.I like other Rock bands such as Aerosmith, AC/DC, Tom Petty, Camp Kill Yourself, Guns 'n' Roses, Pearl Jam and Alice in Chains.Thats just a sample, cuz theres just too damn many to list...but you get it...

Movies:

I mostly enjoy Comedies and War Movies. My Fav movie at the moment is the Matrix Trilogy, but Band of Brothers may beat that soon.
Fight Club!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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You are Kip Dynamite and you love technology.

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Television:

Channels i usually watch are: Comedy Central, History Channel, Court TV, Discovery Channel, MTV, and VH1

Books:

book writen by George Carlin...Brain Droppings, Napalm & Silly Putty, and When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

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Heroes:

Dunno about Heros....but how about some real cool guys! Serj Tankian, Layne Staley, Billy Corgan, Amy Lee, Cristina Scabbia and of course Peter Steel

My Blog

bestest older song ever... EVER!

Jimmy Soul Lyrics - Happy for the rest of your life Lyrics Hey hey hey hey heyIf you wanna be happy for the rest of your lifeNever make a pretty women your wifeGo for my personal point of viewGet an u...
Posted by Deacon Dan and the Cruci-Fiction! on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 03:20:00 PST

Best Video Ever.... EVER!

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Posted by Deacon Dan and the Cruci-Fiction! on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 06:07:00 PST

Now it gets personal...

So kids.... Ever feel like nothing is going your way? Break up with someone? Nobody Understands you? Your spouse/signifigant other is a worthless piece of shit? Feeling Used? Abused? Do you drink too ...
Posted by Deacon Dan and the Cruci-Fiction! on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 08:19:00 PST

sad shit...

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Posted by Deacon Dan and the Cruci-Fiction! on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 09:35:00 PST

My lastest Rant.... about Women...

Bare with me...just read this through, and lemme know what you think... If your an emo bitch....stop right now and go back to "cutting" your wrist with nailclippers and maxing out daddys plastic at ho...
Posted by Deacon Dan and the Cruci-Fiction! on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 08:37:00 PST

How to be "scene"... for all you emo kids....

How to be scene. First and foremost, your AIM screen name should be some rad song title and/or lyric. Remember, the more x's you have in it, the more scene you are.Next, go buy yourself some girl's je...
Posted by Deacon Dan and the Cruci-Fiction! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Breaking North" on a bitch....

yes, once again i am sick and tired of all the retarded ass under 21 bitches on Myspace cloggin up my bulletin board with retarded as "Comment my new pics!" and "I'm Bored" postings. FUCK YOU Get a jo...
Posted by Deacon Dan and the Cruci-Fiction! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Song of the Moment: Dave Mathews Band - Grey Street

Grey Street Oh look at how she listensShe says nothing of what she thinksShe just goes stumbling through her memoriesStaring out on to Grey StreetShe thinks, Hey,How did I come to this?I dream...
Posted by Deacon Dan and the Cruci-Fiction! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Song of the Moment: Nightwish - Nemo

This is me for forever One of the lost ones The one without a name Without an honest heart as compass This is me for forever One without a name These lines the last endeavor To find the missi...
Posted by Deacon Dan and the Cruci-Fiction! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Song of the Moment: Nightwish - Bless the Child

"I was born amidst the purple waterfalls. I was weak, yet not unblessed. Dead to the world. Alive for the journey. One night I dreamt a white rose withering, a newborn drowning a lifetime loneline...
Posted by Deacon Dan and the Cruci-Fiction! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST