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About Me

...so basically, if it isn't obvious enough yet, I'm only here for the music. If I don't know you or at least have a few things in common with you, LEAVE ME ALONE, I am NOT a people person :o)
...I might be a hippie at heart, but I really can't stand such boring and depressing music, I do like a little Bob Marley, Sublime and other select ska & reggae from time to time.
I'm sick and tired of all those liars and fake people out there who try to take advantage of my friendship. I'm smarter than most people give me credit for ...in fact I'm smarter than most of them.
There is really not a whole lot more I have to say about myself at this time, so stay tuned until I feel like writing more
You Are 84% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
(Well, I "thought" I was a nice guy!?)
THIS PAGE IS CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION The rest of this about me section will be updated as soon as the workers are finished, but the contract agreement has expired so you might be waiting awhile...
Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1967 Shelby GT 500
You are a 1967 Shelby GT 500. You love your car because it's rare. You know you can whoop on most other cars, but you tend not to because you don't want to scratch your paint. You try to keep as many miles off of your car as you can.
On a more serious note you should watch these videos...

My Interests

SICK ASS METAL BANDS THAT KNOW HOW TO DO IT RIGHT!!!!! (I fucking HATE EMO & I think NU-METAL blows goat nuts too..so if your band sounds like a bunch of sissy faggots or Slipknot & Mudvayne..PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME!!!) Playing guitar, Horror movies, learning to feel like Bob Marley ...and Talking to God Just To Hear Myself Listen ...oh yeah & speaking of "THE DUDE" I'm not into that sadistic satanic shit either ...I'm not saying i don't like some evil ass songs, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MUSIC!!! but the message is important too..keep it real!

COMING SOON TO MOSHPITS NEAR YOU!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet any Ted the Head impostor out there so I can beat the shit out of them and steal their identity back from me, Die you fuckin' fakers die!!!!

...and I would also like to meet someone who likes every single song on my playlist generator, it would be nice to know if there is someone out there who is as metal as I am :)

DEATH-METAL TOM!!

Music:

Death Metal
Viking Metal
Thrash Metal
Pirate Metal
Speed Metal
I would have to say I tend to navigate more towards Melodic Anthem style Thrash Metal, with Death Metal Lyrics, little to no clean singing. haha well to be exact I mean NO clean singing ...you can think I'm picky if you want, but I just happen to know exactly what I like, do you?
I also like stuff like this too...
(Listen to track 2)

If you really wanna know what I've been listening to lately visit my last.fm link to find out...

Probably about 90% of the banners below have been personalized and resized, and some I have even created myself.
I can also make animated banners so if anyone is interested in having a banner, feel free to send me a message.

Movies:

I highly recommend this film to every fan of METAL, and I especially recommend it to anyone who doesn't understand it and has no idea why I listen to it

Television:

Television....What is that?

Books:

Heroes:

Cheech and Chong, Jay and Silent Bob ....haha nah seriously though, Dimebag Darrell is a hero.

My Blog

A Metal Fairy Tale

HEAVY METAL The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers, and bones the princess. POWER METAL The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon,...
Posted by TED THE HEAD on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 04:18:00 PST