Bart

G'day G'day, My name is bart aka bart aka bort aka bert aka bartinoheat aka bartolo aka the ladys man ;). Not alot too know about me, i love sport anything and everything, mainly basbeall, cricket, rugby league, rugby union, NFL and NHL. Also love bodyboarding and big wave surfing. I have been to the US twice to play basbeall that was an awsome experience. Other then sport, im a delivery driver for pizza hut (man do i have some stories). I fit 130 pizzas in my car, it was awsome. I am also going to uni at QUT doing a bach. of business majoring in Economics.I like to think im a pretty funny guy, i tyhink most ppl would agree but you can be the judge of that. I also visted england a few years bakc it is a shit place but i had a very interesting conversation with these three yorkshiremen, it went something like this:ME: Aye, very passable, that, very passable bit of risotto.SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: Nothing like a good glass of Château de Chasselas, eh, Josiah?THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: You're right there, Obadiah.FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Who'd have thought thirty year ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Château de Chasselas, eh?ME: In them days we was glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: A cup o' cold tea.FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Without milk or sugar.THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: Or tea.ME: In a cracked cup, an' all.FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: The best we could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.ME: Because we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness, son".FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Aye, 'e was right.ME: Aye, 'e was.FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: I was happier then and I had nothin'. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof.SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, 'alf the floor was missing, and we were all 'uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: Eh, you were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in t' corridor!ME: Oh, we used to dream of livin' in a corridor! Would ha' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House? Huh.FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Well, when I say 'house' it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us.SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: We were evicted from our 'ole in the ground; we 'ad to go and live in a lake.THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us living in t' shoebox in t' middle o' road.ME: Cardboard box?THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: Aye.ME: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down t' mill, fourteen hours a day, week-in week-out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home our Dad would thrash us to sleep wi' his belt.SECOND YORKSHIREMAN: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of 'ot gravel, work twenty hour day at mill for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky!THIRD YORKSHIREMAN: Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife.FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.ME: And you try and tell the young people of today that ..... they won't believe you.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Barton Willis
Birthday: 21 Jully 1988
Birthplace: Brisbane
Current Location: Brisbane
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 182
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: English
The Shoes You Wore Today: Thongs
Your Weakness: Maccas
Your Fears: Heights
Your Perfect Pizza: Meatlovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Nothing Inparticular
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wats the Time
Your Best Physical Feature: The Guns
Your Bedtime: between 10 and 12
Your Most Missed Memory: School
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Maccas
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Coke
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coke
Do you Smoke: most defintly not
Do you Swear: Yeh
Do you Sing: On Occasion
Do you Shower Daily: Yeha
Have you Been in Love: Nah
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yeh
Do you belive in yourself: Yeh
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nah
Do you think you are Attractive: Y not
Are you a Health Freak: not particulary
Do you get along with your Parents: 9/10 of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: They look pretty kool
Do you play an Instrument: used to play tuba
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yep
In the past month have you Smoked: no way
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no way
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no way
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: Yep
Ever been called a Tease: i think so
Ever been Beaten up: nah
Ever Shoplifted: nah
How do you want to Die: I dont
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: now i want to be an economist
What country would you most like to Visit: been to the USA so i dont know
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesnt matter
Favourite Hair Color: brown is good, and blonde
Short or Long Hair: long id better, nothing wrong with short, jus not to short
Height: short then me
Weight: not a huge issue
Best Clothing Style: Pimp
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few things lol
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Albert Pujols
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Nathan Hindmarsh
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What Will Ferrell Character are You

Ron Burgundy
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Stairway To Heaven by Led Zeppelin
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Metallica
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