Born the love child of the pink and red power rangers, i was abondanded as a child becuase wardrobe couldnt find a colour when you mixed pink and red that wasn't either pink or red. Left alone on the streets outside fox kids studio i made my first connection with the world of organized crime. A bum was trying to find something bad to eat in the dumpster i was left in so he could sue rupert murdoch was millions of dollars. he adopted me after eating some of my feces he had found in the dumpster. his plan worked flawlessly. he caught salmanla and sued the fox network for millions. lucky for me he died of the same disease only days later.Now two weeks old and a multi millionare i reached the next major stepping stone in my life. i realized i was a mutant and had the ability to make people blink on demand with nothing but my thoughts. i then became a professional starer and won the world staring championships in the non blinking catergory when i was just 4 months old.Mutant registration had become a big problem by then in the states so i fled to europe to avoid any "hazing accidents". Unfortantley one of the countrys i visited was chernobyll. After swimming in one of the lakes i gained the power to breathe under water as well as great strength to withstand deep pressures. I decided to use these powers for good and went and fought the japanese whalers.this just so happened during the time of the second world war and i was captured by the japanese and held as a prisoner of war. i broke out and fought of the japanese attack on darwin australia. The australian goverment then hired me to fend out boat people from the west and northern coasts. This went on for a few years until i was biten by a radioactive aboriginial who had be living on top of the uranimun mines in kakadu national park.This destroyed my old super powers and gave me new powers. i could now go for years without doing a scrap of work as well as drink my own weight in meythalated spirits. When the radioactive effects of the aboriginal had run out i had lost a lot of money because of a lack of government welfare checks.i Then used my super intellengence to build a time machine to go back before i was was bitten to restore my millions. Unfortantley i was sent back into california in the 1700's. Here i tried to steal from the rich don alejandro de le vega. i found out later this man was zorro.we entered into a sowrd fight in his front yard where he beat me and scarred on the lower left hand side of my torso. he locked me up in his basement where due to my vast intellengence i built a suit of armor made of iron. this suit also gave me super strength, the ability to fly and the power to shoot balls of energy from the palms.a little over done for some colbalt bars but a job worth doing is worth doing well. After breaking free i found my time machine and transported into 1980's America. There i entered a drinking competition where i comsumed my body weight in pure vodka foolishy forgeting that i no longer had my super aboriginail powers. From this i blacked out for an unknown period of time. i awoke in a galaxy far far away as a sith lord named darth maul. this happened in the middle of a battle with a jedi and his aprentice and i had just killed the jedi master. It was at this point where my consious mind decided to wake up. Since i had no recollection of the years past i forgot my jedi training and then continued to be chopped in half by a rookie jedi known as obi wan kenobi. This cost a lot of bookies a lot of money. so these bookies tracked down my body and put my on intensive care so i could live with the pain of not being able to wank off for the rest of my life. with no sexaul drive i became focused on my scientific work and went on to gain my p.h.d. in mathematics where i found a workable way to divide by zero. unfortanley i was the only one smart enough to understand how this worked so i have still not recieved any credit for this discovery.i Then had my brain transplanted into someone with a lower half as well as an upper half. i had to cross the border into a different galaxy to have this illegal surgery done. During this surgery the surgeon slipped and though i now had two halves i was a quadraplegic. on this planet i adopted the name stephen Hawkings and published by work on black holes. This gave me status as one of the smartest minds alive. In this body i entered a religous debate with a buddhest monk about reincarnation. I won the bet because after he stabbed me to death with a broken beer bottle. i then became nothing more than an evil spirit And was in fact not reincarnated. from here i had fun possessing stupid teenagers with weegee boards and became the inspiration for many horror movies. I continued this until i found a young baby who was supposed to be the son of satan. because of this devilish powers i could possess this child for as long as i wanted.still possessing this body i enroled in a mathematics course at uni in the hope that someone in this universe will understand how to divide by zero. After realzing that not even my professor could understand this i went crazy and got sent to a pyschitrist. i then sent him crazy and was then given an exorsicm because after throwing up from drinking a lot of midori someone thought i was possessed. the priest came and didn't remove me from my bodies but removed my devilish powers.No for once of the few periods of my life i was completey powerless. this sucked so in order to regian my powers i travelled the globe in search of a power source. I first travelled to hollywood to gain an understandind of just how the rich and powerful were so rich and powerful. i realized that the just suck the power of millions of stupid americans. From here i travelled north the the seirra mountian ranges around lake tahoe. I hoped to meet a wise guru at the top of one of these mountians but instead found nothing but snow and chairlifts and a bunch of people snowboarding. Then soon realizing that no one in tahoe was from tahoe i understood that they must all be looking for power also and they might have some advice i could use.I became a great snowboarder befriended some other boarders who i hoped to steal advice off. I tried to steal information off them by getting them drunk. but i was outmatched in ber pong and without my aborigianal powers i became diorientated and had pledge allicance to there army to wipe out the race of gapers from the mountains.Guided by a massive eye i was sent to destroy one gaper in particular. he had a ring of power which could make him invisble which i could see being a threat to the eye since he had no other skills than sight. I challenged this gaper and he manage to place a lighting bolt scar on my head and get away. we then lost because even though the eye saw this gaper he had no depth perception and misfired at him by a few miles. they destroyed the ring at the top of the mountain and somehow we lost because of this small feat. We were all then forced to work for them and listen to there stupid comments about a ski boot fitting but being uncomformtable.I then managed to escape the mountain and my travels lead me to a school were they tought magic. I began to study here in the hope i would become powerful again. I was told there i was a great prodigy who would become very powerful and they could tell it was me by the lighting shaped scar on my head. Because i wanted to become a great prodigy i accepted this persona and continued to study there for a few years until another boy with a lighting scar turned up and uncovered me as an imposter. we entered a duel and from my years of training i transformed myself into a mighty dragon. he on the other hand pulled out his broomstick and somehow defeated me. i then was banished to the north pole where i discovered a great ice cavern.I entered this place and was greeted by a deep voice. the next twelve years of my life were a blur but i left this ice cavern with many powers. ones i had not dreamed of. i could fly shot heat beams from my eyes see through walls breathe ice travel at extremly fast speeds had incredible strenght and i was practically invicible. unfortaunley i had lost a fiar bit of intulect and would regulary wear my underpants ouside of my clothes. Even though bullets could not harm me being in the vincity of a small green rock was cause me to lose all my powers.Without my intuellect to guide me i became little more than a public servant helping out only others and never myself. after realizing this i went into a jewelrey store until all my powers had been drained. this way i could finally do what i had wanted to do again. not sure what this was i traveled again in the hope of finding more power as well as something to do with them.My travels then led me to the State of New Mexico where i encountered some itelligent alien life forms. They taught me many scientific breakthroughs while i taught them how to get Drunk and do donuts in a U.F.O. and am personally responsible for the crop circles in England. One night hard on the piss we crashed into a military base in roswell where they first picked me up. the aliens died and there space ship was recovered by the government while i managed to flee out into the city and tell the public that aliens crashed. i made money telling newspaper how i was abucted and anally probed and pioneered the alien abuction stories.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Dean
Birthday:
10th of March
Birthplace:
Brisbane
Current Location:
South Lake Tahoe
Eye Color:
Blue
Hair Color:
Brown
Height:
170
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Right handed but Goofy Rider
Your Heritage:
Ireland
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Burton Faders (snowboard Boots)
Your Weakness:
Your Fears:
Elavators
Your Perfect Pizza:
Something with toppings (bloody Americans)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Waste another year of my Life Having Fun
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
Hey
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Fuck its Cold
Your Best Physical Feature:
Eyes I'm Told
Your Bedtime:
bout 12
Your Most Missed Memory:
i Cant remember its misplaced
Pepsi or Coke:
coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:
maccas
Single or Group Dates:
Group Dates Im Competetive
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
neither
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:
nope
Do you Swear:
Every Damm Day
&..39;Do you Sing:'
Only When im drunk or Sober
Do you Shower Daily:
yes
Have you Been in Love:
nope
Do you want to go to College:
been there done that
Do you want to get Married:
Yeah i Guess
Do you belive in yourself:
yep
Do you get Motion Sickness:
nope
Do you think you are Attractive:
not really
Are you a Health Freak:
Hell no
Do you get along with your Parents:
yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument:
Bad Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Beer Pong!!!!
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
nope Tahoe Sucks Women wise
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
nope Tahoe Sucks Mall Wise
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
nope Tahoe Sucks Sushi Wise
In the past month have you been on Stage:
Nope Tahoe Sucks Stage Wise
In the past month have you been Dumped:
Nope Tahoe Sucks Women Wise
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Nope its been sub zero for the past month
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Yeah bout 50 twixs from work
Ever been Drunk:
Can i Put A 2 In That Box (inside joke)
Ever been called a Tease:
nope
Ever been Beaten up:
nope
Ever Shoplifted:
nope
How do you want to Die:
painlessly of course
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
Young
What country would you most like to Visit:
swisterland (swiss alps)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
blue
Favourite Hair Color:
brunette
Short or Long Hair:
long
Height:
Shorter than me
Weight:
Not Gonna crush me
Best Clothing Style:
nothing
Number of Drugs I have taken:
none
Number of CDs I own:
a lot
Number of Piercings:
none
Number of Tattoos:
1 the zorro Scar
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
none CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
