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Hollywood Joe Vegas

Live every week like its shark week, and nothing is impossable except for dinosaurs.

About Me

i'm 29 & still into riding bikes & skateboarding. i'm trying to learn the guitar, so far, i've learned i suck. i like to think of myself as funny, not just funny looking. i'm a dork. proud you may ask? quite! hell, if you can't laugh at yourself, tell me, i'll laugh at you. i'm not a negative person, i just don't like stupidity (unless it makes me laugh). i'm sick of following my dreams, i'm just going to ask them where they are going and catch up to them later. i am honered to be part of Saggy Jug Pottry. i got back into doing clay a few months ago, i dont know why i ever quit to begin with. go buy and check out our site www.saggyjugpottery.com. soon we will have a myspace for it. it is our mission to make sure everyone has saggy jugs! so stop by and message me and tell me what you think. i also run Karaoke Kong at Slick&Reds on friday nights at 10pm.its a new spot for me so come out and show some love. cold drinks, laid back people, and some good 'ol music and singing!...

My Interests

first and foremost my two amazing kids. indulging in deep intellignt conversation. indulging in not so deep intelligent conversation. slam-dancing to limpbiscut in the car(by myself or with others). hanging out with my friends at the bar. partying like a rockstar. KARAOKE BITCHES! playin with clay. (NO dont even say anything about that movie! dont do it, those are fightin words, no, dont... thats it, im kickin you in the balls)

I'd like to meet:

Gwen Stefani, cause she's freak'n Hot! Juliya C, cause she's freak'n hot too! anyone that can help me get that paper. the guy who stole my bike in 3rd grade, so i could kick him in the neck Hulk Hogan style. anyone who can make me laugh. anyone period. i like original people, funny people, sarcastic, good looking, ugly, short, tall, skinny, fat, and chubby people. if you think you can make me laugh, hit me up... if you think i can make you laugh, your prob right. i want to meet A:some people that want to sing some karaoke on friday nights at Slick&Reds around 10pm-2am. B:some people that want to buy some of my artwork from Saggy Jug Pottery.

Music:

i listen to just about anything as long as the band has talent. im big time into local bands. all the guys that havent made it big yet. hollywood hasnt tainted their style. (love for the music thing) my boys "The Art of Murder" some rip your face off and feed it to the neighbors cat that you locked in your trunk last week kinda metal, they are toads deff harder than debbie gibson! jazz, blues, doo-wop, r&b, rap, radio rock, classic rock, arena rock(hair bands), southern rock, heavy metal, death metal, screamo, slam, country, bluegrass, celtic jigs, classical, some top 40, the 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, and african tribal rain dances. mmmm-a-yooooooo. and you guys. i love when you come to my shows and belt out a few songs with the karaoke kong.

Movies:

i would like to start making homemade porno's but my wife just isn't into it. (just kidding, but if your interested please fill out an application. males need not apply. applications will be reviewed in the order in which they are received. no fatties please)

Television:

family guy, the simpsons(not nick and jessica), dead like me, house, bones, eurika, the history channel, the discovery channel, the learning channel... yeah-yeah, so what if i like to learn stuff. sorry if i don't want to be an idiot like you. (plus i missed alot while sleeping in high school, i gotta make it up sometime)

Books:

if it's not on my computer screen, i'm prob not going to read it.... unless its printed across your girlfriends boobs! (or ass)form
How gangsta are you? by Aladinsane85
Your Name
Your New Gangster Name Hambone
Your Gangster Percent ..span style="color: #666;"63% ..tr

Your Money You'll Make Hustling $236,014
Number of People In Your gang 77
Number Of Times You'll Get Shot 2
What You'll Look Like Gangster

Heroes:

my mom and dad (two of the strongest, greatest people that are in my life) and the woman who sued mcdonalds for spilling coffie on herself. boy, America sure is great. we've got a bunch of idiots that live here, but it's still great.

My Blog

smartass little kid

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3r...
Posted by Hollywood Joe Vegas on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:32:00 PST

am i alone?

so....... im bored out of my mind cause no one is online. so i start downloading music. then i realize how fuckedup my taste in music is. im listining to stone sour, looking for a rascal flatts song, ...
Posted by Hollywood Joe Vegas on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:24:00 PST

sucks being a guy

I just went outside to check the mail and its like 5 million degrees out there. my nuts are all sweaty now.
Posted by Hollywood Joe Vegas on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:24:00 PST

friday nite

i went to the house of blues tonight and saw B.B.King. 80years old, and the man has still got it! some of the best blues i've seen, ever. if you ever get the chance to go see him, pay the money and bu...
Posted by Hollywood Joe Vegas on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:04:00 PST

thanks for the add

like my friend amanda would say "i'm being so emo today". i look at all these popular people on myspace and i wonder how they get so many friends. do they just sit at their cpu and send out ...
Posted by Hollywood Joe Vegas on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:07:00 PST

just as i thought

well, just as i thought..... today sucked. got to work, nothing had been done, both of my managers bitched me out, and i had to deal with the fucking stupidest people in north carolina. oh yeah, my fu...
Posted by Hollywood Joe Vegas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

just another day in hell

Well its almost 5am and i still havent convinced myself that i want to go to work. i hate my fuckin job. i work in retail, and let me just say to all of you out there that give people like me a hard f...
Posted by Hollywood Joe Vegas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i need a life....

has anyone else played Gold Minner? it's fuckn' adictive! go on up to games & check it out.... you'll hate me for it. fuckn' ground hogs..........
Posted by Hollywood Joe Vegas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST