first and foremost my two amazing kids. indulging in deep intellignt conversation. indulging in not so deep intelligent conversation. slam-dancing to limpbiscut in the car(by myself or with others). hanging out with my friends at the bar. partying like a rockstar. KARAOKE BITCHES! playin with clay. (NO dont even say anything about that movie! dont do it, those are fightin words, no, dont... thats it, im kickin you in the balls)
Gwen Stefani, cause she's freak'n Hot! Juliya C, cause she's freak'n hot too! anyone that can help me get that paper. the guy who stole my bike in 3rd grade, so i could kick him in the neck Hulk Hogan style. anyone who can make me laugh. anyone period. i like original people, funny people, sarcastic, good looking, ugly, short, tall, skinny, fat, and chubby people. if you think you can make me laugh, hit me up... if you think i can make you laugh, your prob right. i want to meet A:some people that want to sing some karaoke on friday nights at Slick&Reds around 10pm-2am. B:some people that want to buy some of my artwork from Saggy Jug Pottery.
i listen to just about anything as long as the band has talent. im big time into local bands. all the guys that havent made it big yet. hollywood hasnt tainted their style. (love for the music thing) my boys "The Art of Murder" some rip your face off and feed it to the neighbors cat that you locked in your trunk last week kinda metal, they are toads deff harder than debbie gibson! jazz, blues, doo-wop, r&b, rap, radio rock, classic rock, arena rock(hair bands), southern rock, heavy metal, death metal, screamo, slam, country, bluegrass, celtic jigs, classical, some top 40, the 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, and african tribal rain dances. mmmm-a-yooooooo. and you guys. i love when you come to my shows and belt out a few songs with the karaoke kong.
i would like to start making homemade porno's but my wife just isn't into it. (just kidding, but if your interested please fill out an application. males need not apply. applications will be reviewed in the order in which they are received. no fatties please)
family guy, the simpsons(not nick and jessica), dead like me, house, bones, eurika, the history channel, the discovery channel, the learning channel... yeah-yeah, so what if i like to learn stuff. sorry if i don't want to be an idiot like you. (plus i missed alot while sleeping in high school, i gotta make it up sometime)
if it's not on my computer screen, i'm prob not going to read it.... unless its printed across your girlfriends boobs! (or ass)form
How gangsta are you? by Aladinsane85
Your Name
Your New Gangster Name Hambone
Your Gangster Percent ..span style="color: #666;"63% ..tr
Your Money You'll Make Hustling $236,014
Number of People In Your gang 77
Number Of Times You'll Get Shot 2
What You'll Look Like Gangster
my mom and dad (two of the strongest, greatest people that are in my life) and the woman who sued mcdonalds for spilling coffie on herself. boy, America sure is great. we've got a bunch of idiots that live here, but it's still great.