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Jacob

I have always wanted to uppercut a punkass

About Me

I am a happily married guy with 2 awesome, though crazy kids, and a LOVE for music!I sing Micheal Bolton songs in the shower with my clothes on and only do so while wearing an apron.I have 2 feet but 12 toes.dont ask. ----------------------------My Hobbies: collecting collections of collectables-----------------------------My Profession: I make Synthetic Furrballs for Ceramic Cats.-----------------------------Favorite PastTimes: Creating Watermelon-seed murials of Still-Life subject matter.-----------------------------Thank You for reading "About Me"....you will NEVER get those 5 minutes back!!Get your own free cool template at getgreatcodes.com

My Interests

playing drums and guitar(just learning guitar).....also, how to properly freeze dry a peanuttbutter and jelly sandwich

I'd like to meet:

John Petrucci-lead guitarist from Dream Theatre. The guys from Avenged Sevenfold, or Ashley Simpson (yeah right) and the famous Topsail Joe, from which all my love of Liverwurst and Jelly sandwiches has originated.Topsail Joe has inspired me to grow my toenails to unheard of lengths and to cultivate my belly button lint ..not but once....but twice a year!Topsail Joe's experience in Belly button lint has led me to new heights in my life.... I have learned much from this mentor of mine... and now I have published a Full 383-page Cookbook on the "Secrets of Belly Button Lint".It can be yours for only $39.95+shipping and handling.Mhehehh,mheh - he said 'handling'----------------I would also like to meet Barney, the purple dinosaur. He is my favorite vocal talent.He has taught me the true meaning of loving your neighbor,....and that neighbors neighbor...and his neighbors neighbors and of course his neighbors neighbor.remember...Buy Stock in KY-jelly!

Movies:

action and comedy

Television:

house and the csi shows

Books:

koontz, grisham, and any good storyteller

Heroes:

my wife for putting up with me and 2 kids

My Blog

birthday celebration

on june 30th we are going to party at rumrunners! everyone should come and have a drink or 7. it will be great. going to celebrate jacob, joe, and brian's birthdays.
Posted by Jacob on Sun, 06 May 2007 07:44:00 PST