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Brandon

I believe attitude is 9/10 of the law

About Me

I'm finding out that I like a lot of things that I never thought I liked. I actually kind of like waking up in the morning not hung over with a bloody dollar bill hanging out of my nose. I find I dig the sunshine more everyday but when the rain rolls in I'm totally down. I like dogs and cats, a lot but I'll go you one further, I dig people even more. I like to hear people talk about themselves. I like to see them learn to do new things. I have figured out that I'm on a top secret mission, that's about I all I can say about that. Don't be jealous though, you are on a top secret mission too and yours is just as important. I really only hate a few things anymore, the unfried potato tops the list. I also hate it when you don't try, but not as much as I hate it when I don't try.

My Interests

I like sounds and words and how words sound. I would like very much to be a better speller. I intend to spend some time thinking about my grammar. Reading music might be something I could get into, I have tried before but I was younger and paying less attention then. I like skipping rocks on water, I have not been able to engage in this activity in a long time. If you happen to share my affinity for throwing stones and watching them skip on water, let me know, it would be great if you could host because I don't currently have a pond or any good flat rocks. Music excites me, I know someone who's ears actually move physically forward when he hears something exciting, I'm very much interested in this. My ears only move up and down.

I'd like to meet:

More internet pen pals from Nigeria. People who eat cannibals.

Music:

Shitting Glitter, Dandy Warhols, White Stripes, Stan Ridgeway, Does it Offend you, Yeah, Melody Club, Stephen Ashbrook, Dusty Rhodes and the Riverband, Electric Six, Mount Sims, Fischer Spooner, Meat Beat Manifesto, Roger Clyne and the Arizona Peacemakers, Nine Inch Nails, Local H, Tool....

Movies:

Defending Your Life, Mumford, Pleasantville

Books:

Everything by Kilgore Trout, And the Ass Saw the Angel, The Sun Also Rises, Disco Bloodbath, The Wasp Factory, Earth, Catch 22, Tender is the Night, The Old Curiosity Shop, Another Roadside Attraction, Filth, The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, David Brin, Jack Endino, Rob Bernard, Alan Shore

My Blog

Sometimes They Come Back

Tiesha from the band Madam Medusa once gave me a gift during beer bust at the Palms. It was a wonderful leather arm band that proclaimed "Women Rock!". I prized it for many months until I lost it. ...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Al Bum

I'm fixin' to buy the new Nine Inch Nails album today. I really like buying albums on the day they come out. It's fun for me. There is a record store in my home town that would sell me records befo...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

If I ever own a gay bar

if I ever own a gay bar I'm going to name it "Riggs". My slut boy night will be called "Manhole". You are all invited, but you can't jump the line until you get inside.
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Congrats

I had a dream the other night that I had Ana Matronic's phone number. I called her to tell her that I had an advanced copy of their album and that I loved it. I told her, my favorite song is "We Nee...
Posted by Brandon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST