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Dan the Man

Don't Dream It, Be It!

About Me

Daniel Steven --
[noun]:
A person who laughs at anything (even this entry)
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Who are you...
Full Name? Daniel Steven Larsen
Where were you born? De Kalb, IL
Do you still live there? No, Im in Charlotte NC
How old are you? 20
Male or Female? Male
The Past...
Best Memory? Dancing with my Mom at a wedding.
Worst Memory? Feb. 1998
How many broken bones? None
Ever had your heart broken? Yes
Ever broken someone's heart? Yes, I think so
Are you a virgin? No
Do you regret anything in your past? I dont belive in "regret"
Last thing you saw on tv? Pink Floyd The Wall movie on DVD
Last song you heard? Not on TV, Crazy Bitch
The Now...
Are you in School? Yes, Culinary Arts major
Do you Work? Yes
Are you Dating? Not really
Are you In Love? Not any more.
Are you Happy? Most of the time.
The Future...
Do you want to get married? Yeah, that could be nice
Have Kids? Yes, I want at least one girl
Where are you in 10 years? In my own rest. kitchen.
...in 20? Living life to it's most
...in 50? 70 years old? Shit having fun, picking on dumbass kids.
...in 100? Dead
Favorites
Movie? Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shock Treatment
TV Show? Dont really have one
Vacation Spot? Anywhere with someone I love
Band? Pink Floyd
Sports team? Chicago Bears
Sex postition? Cowgirl, let her do the work once and awhile
Alcoholic Drink? Any, as long as it is strong and tall.
Drug? None,
Color? RED
Would You Rather...
Be told lies, or be laughed at? Laughed at, trust is all that you have.
Go to the Beach, or the Mountains? Beach for fun, Mountains for sex
Die in fire. or drown? Niether, thank you.
TIME TO GET PERSONAL...
You can only plead the 5th on 2 of the below!
Ever had/given oral sex? Yes, both
Worst Fear? Dying unhappy with my life
Best Sexual experience? In the shower after a food fight
Worst Sexual Experience? Backseat of a car. Too crowded.
Are you racist? Hell No
Did you find Tim Curry hot in Rocky Horror? Depends on my mood, haha
Biggest age difference in someone you had sex with? 5 years older than me
Biggest Fantasy? Boat
Most unique sexual thing you have done? Plead the 5th
Favorite place (not in bed) you have had sex? Walk in freezer at work. haha. It's cold and hot at the same time!
Ever kissed a member of the same sex, no family? Not that I know of.
Have you ever had anal sex? Yes. Can be good if the girl likes it.
How often do you watch porn? Occasionally.
LAST QUESTION...
Is this who you really are, or are you faking it? I dont fake who I am.
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Rocky Survey
Have you seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show? Yes
Who is your favorite character? Janet is Hot
What is your favorite song? Science Fiction, Double Feature (prepares you for greatness)
Have you gone to a midnight showing? Yes
Are you still a Rocky virgin? No
Do you own Rocky? (VHS, DVD w/e) Yes, and Shock Treatment
Do you own a Rocky CD or album? Yes, copied onto my iPod
Can you do the time warp? Yes, in heels
Can you do a Riff Raff voice??? Kind of
Do you own a laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter? I wish, that would kick ass
Do you own a costume for one of the characters? no, but I have an outfit for the show!
Have you meet Richard O'Brien? No
Is it nicer than Betty Manroe had? Yes
Have you seen Shock Treatment? Yes
Do you own Shock Treatment? Yes
Do you know a Trixe dance? No, sorry
Have you ever been in a Rocky cast? No, but I am working on that.
Do you think Rocky looks like a beach boy? Yeah, I guess
Do you think Rocky is hot? "I'm not a muscle fan"
Do you think Frank is hot? ?
Do you think Riff is hot? c'mon are u serious
Have you ever walked outside in the rain with only a newspaper over your head? No, only sluts do that!
Who is your least favorite Rocky character? The man with no fucking neck!!!
Are you sure? No
Can you completley lipsinc to Sweet T? Yes
Is Rocky your favorite movie? Yes, next is shock treatment
Do you LOVE Rocky with all your heart and soul? The man no, The movie YESSSSS!
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My Interests

Cooking, hangin outand LIVE RHPS!!!

I'd like to meet:

Friends, Girl of my dreams, and mabey one day myself.

Music:

Alternative, Indie Rock, Classic Rock

Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shock Treatment, Boondock Saints, Final Destination 3, Monty Python Movies, Hot Fuzz, Pirates 1, 2 and 3.

Television:

Not Much

Books:

Kitchen Confidential

Heroes:

Mom, "Brad and Janet"

My Blog

Could You Handle Being My Girlfriend?

Are you up for a serious relationship Do you dress cute, not skanky  Do you hold hands at the movie theater, or just make out Do you kiss with meaning and passion, or just to kiss Would y...
Posted by Dan the Man on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 07:31:00 PST