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mj

just a small town girl living in a lonely world

About Me

i'm pretty sure i should have been an original member of journey. my friend patrick says i'm one of the good ones. i make kick ass cupcakes and i'm a total macgyver with a can of campbell's cream of mushroom soup. i like puppet shows, lip gloss, high heels, tight jeans and houseplants. i freak the fuck out over kitties (or furry animals in general). i wear my heart on my sleeve but wish i didn't more than anything. i grew up in north dakota. i'm like a boy but i'm a girl. ligers, sharks and jackalopes are pretty much my favorite animals (next to kitties of course). i will always tell you how i feel, i don't lie, i'm cooler than ice, i know more about indie rock than you think, i'm wicked smart, i have a mouth like a sailor and i have a great laugh. plus my mom thinks i'm rad.
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My Interests

spitting, kicking, screaming, punching, petting kitties, talking or not talking, soup, knitting, eating, drinking, not drinking, movies, tattoos, art, parrots, ferrets, shopping, karaoke, nascar, going to rock shows, expensive shoes, seeing plays, books, running, road trips, beaches, talking to strangers, parks, snowmobiles, taco john's, taking photos, cooking, making jam, puppet shows, cute boys, houseplants, hampsterdance.com.

I'd like to meet:

steve perry, holden caulfield, the cat in the hat, jacques cousteau and elvis. talk about a sweet orgy.Kitty Kat Dance
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Music:

jawbreaker, pavement, at the drive-in, the used, my chemical romance, the hold steady, drive like jehu, fitz of depression, pilot to gunner, the cows, steel pole bathtub, the dismemberment plan, hammerhead, weezer, jonathan fire eater, the killers, the strokes, mission of burma, the buzzcocks, donovan, husker du, the frames, syd barrett, led zeppelin, mc5, stooges, james brown, elvis, neil diamond, hall and oates, emo, jazz, indie, 80's new wave, 80's glam metal, hard core dirty-ass rap. pretty much anything but reggae or that mexican radio crap.

Movies:

the graduate, the 400 blows, casablanca, a summer place, north by northwest, chinatown, bonnie and clyde, best in show, ciao professore, kolya, the breakfast club (except that anthony michael hall tried to beat me up once so now i hate him), the shawshank redemption, breakfast at tiffany's, say anything, napoleon dynamite, white christmas, the shape of things, clueless, the lion king, all dogs go to heaven, emmet otter's jugband christmas, willy wonka and the chocolate factory. anything with john cusack, andrew mccarthy or james spader from the 80's, anything john hughes, john waters, billy wilder, robert altman or francois trouffeau and select hitchcock pictures. i fucking LOATHE a christmas story but now i feel bad for saying that because the dumb director of it died in a car wreck on the PCH like a month ago.

Television:

entourage, 24, the simpsons, sex and the city, desperate housewives, grey's anatomy, reruns on nick at nite and tvland like the cosby show, the golden girls (because it reminds me of my mom), a different world, boy meets world, clueless and saved by the bell. ps. mr. belding totally tried to make out with me at a karaoke bar once in burbank.

Books:

the war of art, please kill me now, fargo rock city, the wrinkle cure, life of pi, the stranger, the catcher in the rye, the velveteen rabbit, watership down, the chosen, here is new york, into thin air, anything shakespeare, anything of the _______ for dummies books, maps of the world, bathroom graffiti.

Heroes:

1) very delicious sandwiches 2) my mom and people who adopt animals from no kill animal shelters. www.barcshelter.org or www.kittykind.org

My Blog

direct quote

i needed a place to put this so i could remember and not feel bad about still being single. one of my ex boyfriends and i were talking and i said i was annoyed and a little jealous that he had found s...
Posted by mj on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 02:54:00 PST

"my first blog"

hey remember when fisher-price came out with all those "my firsts?" i think they should have come out with like "my first ghetto blaster" or "my first crack pipe". how about "my first martini" for the...
Posted by mj on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:43:00 PST