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About Me

1. I live in CO with my husband and three sons.2. I love Martha Stewart and all of the over-priced shit she sells.3. I am terrible about returning phone calls and emails.4. I eat nachos for a bedtime snack almost every night.5. I pick up my house and do dishes 80% of my day.6. The other 20% is spent making food for a boy.7. The Whitest Kids U'Know is the funniest shit ever.8. I love to organize EVERYTHING.10. If you want to drive ten miles below the speed limit, move over.11. I hate captcha's.

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My Blog

A Political Discussion With A 5 Year Old

There are few things in life as good as a political discussion between 5 years olds. Harrison had a friend over yesterday and here was the conversation....Harrison: Who are you voting for?Friend: Ummm...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 06:48:00 GMT

Bring on the Shit

8:17am - Remove boys from high chairs8:18 - Hold Eli over sink and wash the ground up Blueberry Nutrigrain bar off of his face and hands8:18 - Jonah comes to the sink fussing, wants his already clean ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:50:00 GMT

I Want To Have My Cake and Eat It Too!

A few things.... 1) Last night I fell asleep wondering why everyone signs their name in cursive.  Does anyone not?  I do and I hate my signature.  So long as the first letter of yo...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:02:00 GMT

The Best Thing Ever!

Banana Laffy Taffy is the best shit I have ever tasted in my entire life.  Mmmmmm.... I've salivating right now just thinking about it. 
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 06:55:00 GMT

Will That Be Cash or Credit?

This is an example of one of the many deep talks I have during the day: Harrison says: "Mom, believe if I was trying to wipe my butt but I missed, and I accidentally got the whole roll ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 15:52:00 GMT

Leather Whip

You know the old phrase - "Timing is everything."  Well, I fully believe that and I have had two occassions of perfect timing in the last couple of weeks... Harrison and I were logging on to...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:21:00 GMT

Please - Spare Me The Bullshit.

Everyone in my house has been taking turns being sick for about the last three weeks.  Unfortunately, being home all day with all the boys, I seem to get it and it lingers.  I'll spare you t...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 10:22:00 GMT

Soul Searching

Today Harrison has been asking me what your soul is.  How do you explain that?  I gave what I thought was a pretty decent explanation - "It’s what makes you who you are, etc. etc.".&nb...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:34:00 GMT

Where’s the fece?

I just love the shit Harrison comes up with... he just finished drawing a nice picture of he and our dog standing on the grass under the sun with birds flying through the sky and huge brown turd balls...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 00:43:00 GMT

Old and Hairy

Little things happen now and then that make me realize I'm getting older.  I mean, we all know we're getting older, but it's weird when you actually recognize it the minute it happens.  For ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:56:00 GMT