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Hey! Guess who’s trying to be funny again. . .

These are ten observations I've made lately. . . 1. I went to buy sunscreen for the upcoming volleyball season and the only thing I could find was SPF 50. . .I don't watch the news very often, but did...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:55:00 GMT

Restaurants are funny -- posting , the first

A gentlemen asked me today, "How many dumplings come in the Asian Fried Dumplings?" "Six" I said. "How big are they?" He queried further. "About this. . ." and I put my fingers together in a shape tha...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 00:01:00 GMT

This One's Not For The Ladies. . .It's The 'Manuary' Recap

Gentlemen, it is the dusk of Manuary and as I sit here and recall the details of this weekend's past I must warn those of you who shouldn't be reading this that some of it's contents are so unbel...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 20:36:00 GMT

Resolutions, you guys. . .you guys!

ok, so it's been almost two weeks and i have some new year's resolutions that are important to me. . .however, like most years, they tend to just slip away from my priorities. That's where you come in...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 21:50:00 GMT

FF Champion

I'll make this short. Last week I asked some of my friends not to treat me any differently because I was in the finals of both of my fantasy football leagues.  I was still the same ol' rohde and ...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 07:14:00 GMT

The play I wrote for Pat Zenk's wedding.

I came across this while I was looking through some of my old stuff. The characters are:  Rohde, Colby, Troy, Griffin and Luke.  We were all members of Z-man's wedding party.  After my ...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 15:19:00 GMT

Socks Sucks

If you are at all like me, and I hope you aren't (copyright infringement and I will sue) you get some time off for spring break and you decide to cut loose.  "So, what did you do today?" you ask....
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 14:00:00 GMT