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Phantom Friend

kill her. kill her. kill her already, kill her.

About Me

RABIES, SCABIES, PABST, WHISKEYthen breakfast.MUZAK. i liky musik, toooo.bad math:Drinking + eBay = shit coming to my house i don't remember winning.

My Interests

Rock n Roll, the vast complexities of human interactions and social structures and how we navigate them, drinking, reading, biking aimlessly around the town, singing, dicking around on ebay to find the most ubsurd crap people try to sell/or buy, recording, sodomy

I'd like to meet:

people who don't suck are people I'd like to meet. or at the very least, people that entertain me. Dance monkey, Dance!

Music:

Ton's of stuff: Orso, Loftus, Califone, Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Casiotone for the Painfully Alone, Pedro the Lion, Radiohead, Wilco, Nada Surf, The Microphones, Foo Fighters, Damien Jurado, Older Weezer, T. Rex, Sunny day Real Estate, LIGHTNING BOLT, Zep. Yeah, i could be a douche bag like some other fucks on this site that list 50-100 bands. I probably like more than that but do you really care to read a fucking hipster list a mile long? No, and nor do I.

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Rejected, Billy's Ballon, Mallrats, Repo Man, Blues Brothers, Time Bandits, V for Vagina, Big Trouble in Little Vagina.

Television:

makes you stoopid.

Books:

My current suggestion for everyone: How to be Idle by Tom Hodgkinson. Read it. Made me look at life in such a better way.Flatland, Snow Crash, The Diamond Age, Ismael, Most Stephen King stuff, 9/11, Weird History 101, Jon Stewart's America, No Logo, A Brief History of Time, The Stranger, Hitchhiker's Guide, crimes against logic, No Culture

Heroes:

myself as i exalt all the qualities of a greatness and great let downs.

My Blog

what i did for my country

tonight....some political type people had to give speeches about our country....blah blah blah.I figured we should invest this moment into our local economy with delicious beer.every time iraq was sai...
Posted by Phantom Friend on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:34:00 PST

career choices

see me waving my handkerchiefsee me waving my armssee me reach up see me touch my necksee me recoilsee the life come back into my bodyi saw it allI quit my job....
Posted by Phantom Friend on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:44:00 PST

double noodle vs mega noodle: the journey

Man was i perplexed.I was somewhere along the display of cream of chicken and tomato soups when it caught me off guard.Placed by an unearthly hand next to the oh-so-familar Double Noodle was Mega Nood...
Posted by Phantom Friend on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:39:00 PST

light a smoke.....

and just sit back. today was a good reminder, a good reason to be alive. i have been struggling been struggling hard. but that time is about to pass finally......learning to breathe can be hard. but o...
Posted by Phantom Friend on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 07:44:00 PST

and just to get in trouble...

apparently i am a drunk fuck up that can't get my life together and am scared to do anything proper to fix it (like work an office job?!) and that i play in shitty bands and am manic depressive and un...
Posted by Phantom Friend on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 01:07:00 PST

milwaukee i love you but....

our time is growing old. It's so stale that i am coughing dust. not skipping the exit anymore. i'll drive it alone at night. With an internal clock rewiredddd. Tongue tied. some old big band floats ...
Posted by Phantom Friend on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 12:55:00 PST

News Flash!! Holy Shit!!

realizations of the past couple months:1.)The real world isn't as real as it's made out to be.Professional jobs are a waste of time and not fulfilling. Much rather go back to bartending. At least i fe...
Posted by Phantom Friend on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:52:00 PST

My living room floor isn't for fucking tubbies.

you know if you look back in my blog to roughly one year ago i have the same rant.FUCK SUMMERFEST. Blanket statement i know but there exists many real reason. Evident one: For being the biggest music ...
Posted by Phantom Friend on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 03:51:00 PST

drawn and quartered.

open letter to myself:quiet little heart attacks. i sneeze and check the mail. nothing. my lunch gets cold. the office AC is getting even colder. "you'll be in the air" floats softly and ironically th...
Posted by Phantom Friend on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:08:00 PST

Does that look like pus to you?

just don't wake me up.i am working on some new dreams. head in the clouds out of the dirt hole in the ground.too short too short is life. new song. sing songy:credit cards made me brokemy american lif...
Posted by Phantom Friend on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:15:00 PST