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Of•fend•ed

I talked to jesus jesus says I'm OK!

About Me

Well where do I begin, my mother had some sex with my dad and then I was born and I have been rock'n in the free world ever since!

My Interests

everything
climbing up cliffs
catching snakes and freeing them (like a god)
watching tv in hd
nature
talking to ppl who can not talk back
sewing
singing
drawing on myself and anyone who will let me
making a mockery of everything our parents taught us to believe in
i like to slap ppl in the face cuz I am good at it and I like the sound of their brief defeat
laughing or loling as some would type!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet a money tree.
and an opium dealer.
someone who is almost as cool as a flying lizard
besides a flying squirrel.
and then an even better opium dealer..... seriously;}

Music:

moldy peaches
MAN MAN
happy mondays
tunng
oliver(musical)
band of horses
OH NO! OH MY!
mary poppins(soundtrack)
muddy waters
tom petty
talking heads
tapes n' tapes
modest mouse
metric -when jared plays it
yeah yeah yeahs
lots of other things.
and the nightmare before christmas sound track because it is fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't care if you heard it at hot topic, and i don't care if its almost the end of january.. the oggie boogie man song is for all seasons!

Movies:

lots of em rushmore, all wes anderson movies
igby goes down
slackers
harry potter
c.o.n
l.o.r
rules of attraction
war of the worlds
the machinist.. yes your right jared I WOULD LIKE THAT MOVIE,
now and then
planet earth in hd
blue planet in hd..any nature show in hd..its so pretty and educational
a beautiful mind
the good son
saved
signs
mean creek
home alone.... there are 2 whole culkins in that one
documentaries about serial killers and savants and the autistc
i heart huckabee
the suicide club
the host
american history x
death to smoochy
sleepy hollow
monster
resident evil
45
anything with mila in it no matter how bad it is same with the culkins and tim burton movies
the golden compass
hot rod
billy madison
monty python movies
so on and so on

Television:

Is the name my mom gave my babysitter!

Books:

- coloring books are cool, the area of my expertise by mr. john hodman, i can't wait for his book about raising his baby i shall be loling a lot

Heroes:

snow tiers and this man for writting a book I will read more then once
thank you john hodgman for being an awesome writer and an adorable dorky P.C. computer and a an adorkable corespondent on the daily show!
also

My Blog

we both win!

you dumb mother fuckers....
Posted by Of"fend"ed on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:17:00 PST