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The Captain

About Me

I am easily coerced into doing things, such as signing up for myspace.I drink more than is normal or healthy, and plan to continue doing to until my body can't handle it any more. And then have one more beer.I like coffee.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People that suck less than or equally to me.

My Blog

Gone til August

Yeah, the title is pretty self explanatory. Those of you who know how to find me, stop up and visit, those of you that have my phone number, give me a call every once in a while, and those of you who ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:13:00 GMT

An Open Letter to the Guy Who Pissed on Paddy's

Dear Pisser,I know drinking makes you have to piss. I know that as well as anyone. But that's why Al Gore invented bathrooms. So you can go piss somewhere that nobody will be offended that you're piss...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 12:45:00 GMT

Best day of the year

That's right, kiddies, open those alms boxes, and serve your butler some tea, because it's Boxing Day. For those of you who don't know the traditions behind the best holiday of them all, I'll expla...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 10:04:00 GMT

Happy now, jackals?

You can officially quit bugging me about not having one of these myspace doo-hickies. So, like, yeah...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 18:48:00 GMT