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THEE Laqwesha Jackson

I'll trade ya coochie for Gucci.

About Me



Laqwesha --
[adjective]:

Smelling like unscented lube all of the time

'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com

Baby, if you gotz da cash, i gotz da snatch.

I'll hang from the damn ceiling fan barking like a dog if that turns you on.

I just bought some new kneepads. Wanna help me break 'em in?

Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!!

HA!

My Interests



Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. And Sex.

(Apparantly, listing "Sex" eighteen times, is one time too many for some people. SO, I decided to cut it back. I don't want to come off as a being a COMPLETE hobag.)

I'd like to meet:

Everyone!!.........But mostly...YOU.

(P.S. If you don't have a damn sense of humor, then just walk away now. This profile is only a JOKE, people!)

My Sick, Twisted, and Yet Cuddly Friends

Ain't JAMAMA!

Nurse Plugg & Dr. Tittaster

Knarls Bronson

Muffy

Matlock

Drunk Nancy

Discouragement Kitten

Jeffree Star

Mr. Ho

Dane Cook

Captain Badass

David H(Ass)elhoff

He-Man

Punk Bunny

Fatty Mc Fat Fat

Astroglide

Mullet

Gabriel Iglesias

Will Sasso

Chuck Norris

Redneck_lush_bar hoppa

Chris Tornado

Matt

Bobby

Harry Animal

Joey Abraham

Miss Coco Peru

Piña Cochina

View All of My Weird Friends

Music:

Whatever will make my bootie roll.

(just no country. i can't handle that sh*t)

Movies:

Porn.

Okay. Not Porn ALL the time. I DO like to watch other stuff. But I mean, really... do you give a sh*t about what I like to watch on t.v.?

I didn't think so.

Television:

The only thing a television is good for, is for you to leave the money on.

Books:

The Dummies Guide to Being A Ho.

Heroes:

Anyone who can take it up da bootie and not squeal like a pig.
(example: Britney Spears)

My Blog

Monkeys


Posted by THEE Laqwesha Jackson on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:28:00 PST

wanna trace a cell phone number?

phonetrace.orgenter in a cell phone number and it will trace the phone number to the exact location on a mapkinda freaky...but cool too!it knew exactly where i was....
Posted by THEE Laqwesha Jackson on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:53:00 PST

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. I'v ben a gud boy all yeer.Yer Friend, BillyDear Billy,Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawncare.How about I send you a book so...
Posted by THEE Laqwesha Jackson on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST

Priceless


Posted by THEE Laqwesha Jackson on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:03:00 PST

Hungry?

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Posted by THEE Laqwesha Jackson on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:00:00 PST

BURN Muthafuka BURN!


Posted by THEE Laqwesha Jackson on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 07:59:00 PST

YouYesYou

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Posted by THEE Laqwesha Jackson on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:36:00 PST

The smallest pecker EVER.


Posted by THEE Laqwesha Jackson on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:33:00 PST

Drunk

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Melcher, Iowa. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the ...
Posted by THEE Laqwesha Jackson on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:11:00 PST

Best Album Cover EVVVVERRRR


Posted by THEE Laqwesha Jackson on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:46:00 PST