STOP FUCKING BREEDING!!!!! |
Look tools, .............. I don't add............
1. LAME FUCKING DUDES WITH NOTHING BUT CAR PICTURES.First of all, it sucks, ............ thanks, but I've seen a pimped out, mulit-colored Sunfire w...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 19:32:00 GMT |
Don't....... SMELL THAT!!! |
I've given this one the title, ......... Parties and Nightlife........... which will reveal itself all in a min. I'm at the gynecologist office about 3 years ago. I was having some issues.&...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 18:35:00 GMT |
BABY STEAK FARTER!!! |
Now I put this one under pets and animals for one reason only, which will be explained later down the road,...............because what you are about to read, REALLY HAPPENED!!! I have a witness, and s...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 15:59:00 GMT |
3 things I'm totally afraid of....... |
1. dying
2. aliens
3. kevin bacon.
seriously, what the fuck is with that pig nose?? and why does he always look like he trying to grow out a buzz cut??? why the fuck is he always na...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 19:57:00 GMT |
Eww, i talked about hymens with my mom. |
Ewwww, I talked about hymens with my mother.
My mother called at her usual unusual time. Sometime before 1am and after midnight. Sometimes she's little sauced and othe...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Sep 2005 13:01:00 GMT |
PUKING CAN BE COOL!!! |
Okay so here we go, .....Its my last birthday party, I'm turning 25 and I'm all kinds of excited cause my insurance is gonna drop. (that's really the only thing you can be happy about when your turnin...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Sep 2005 13:48:00 GMT |
Gyno ring tones........ |
So I went to the gynecologist the other day to see how my vagina is holding up. (everything is well, so dont ask perverts.)
And I'm lying there stairing at the ceiling, trying to place...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 11:48:00 GMT |
And that's the second time i got Gonorrhea...... |
HA HA MADE YA LOOK!!! COME ON FUCKERS ...... LEAVE ME SOMETHING GROSS TO LAUGH ABOUT!
Posted by on Thu, 26 May 2005 15:42:00 GMT |
guns |
GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE,,,,,, RAPPERS DO!
Posted by on Wed, 25 May 2005 21:27:00 GMT |
Girls dont fart, we sparkle!! |
VainYou love the smell of your own farts.AmiableYou love the smell of other people's farts.ProudYou think your farts are exceptionally fine.ShyYou release silent farts and then blush.ImpudentYou boldl...
Posted by on Mon, 16 May 2005 16:00:00 GMT |
