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Countess ♥

because sometimes you just want to be an inanimate object....

About Me

I believe in symmetry
My Personality

Neuroticism 71
Extraversion 89
Openness To Experience 88
Agreeableness 59
Conscientiousness 6

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My Interests



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Music:



Movies:



Television:

LOST, The Daily Show,The Colbert Report, The Office, ,My name is Earl,Scrubs,Grey's Anatomy,Pants off Dance off FSTV, CNN and Dr.Phil..dont forget Desperate Houswives

Books:


my sexy bookclub ladies, the kegels.......our book this month is..

Yann Martel - Life of Pi
I am presently reading........

Steven Pinker - The Blank Slate: The Modern Denial of Human Nature
.....................goodbooks

Kurt Vonnegut - A Man without a Country
Philip Roth - Portnoy's Complaint
John Irving - The Cider House Rules
Allen Ginsberg - Howl and Other Poems (City Lights Pocket Poets Series)
Emily Bronte - Wuthering Heights (Paperback Classics)
Richard Brautigan - Richard Brautigan's Trout Fishing in America, The Pill vers...
Roger Hargreaves - Beautiful and the Damned: The Creation of Identity in Ninet...
Albert Camus - The Stranger (Vintage International)
David Copperfield and Hard Times: Charles Dickens (New Case...
Emily Dickinson - Final Harvest : Poems
Tom Robbins - Still Life with Woodpecker
J.D. Salinger - Franny and Zooey
Michael Kenneth Hemp - Cannery Row: The History of John Steinbeck's Old Ocean View...
Zora Neale Hurston - Their Eyes Were Watching God
My magazines are mother Jones, american prospect, the Sun, and of course, Better Homes

Heroes:



The Anti-Hero
ArcadeAlien.com - MySpace Games

My Blog

Alright.....which one of you fuckers stole my yard sign?

I've listened to your gloating, your "impossible maths" and "Hillary Huckabees".Yes, I can imagine  your exasperation with this nomination contest as well as I can picture that smug grin spr...
Posted by Countess ♥ on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:21:00 PST

"Women Are Never Frontrunners" by Gloria Steinem

Women Are Never Front-Runners By GLORIA STEINEM Published: January 8, 2008 Correction Appended THE woman in question became a lawyer after some years as a community organizer, married a corporate ...
Posted by Countess ♥ on Wed, 14 May 2008 10:40:00 PST

not dead

but my laptop is.   miss yall-        
Posted by Countess ♥ on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 09:05:00 PST

perfect

Consorting With Angels by Anne Sexton I was tired of being a woman,tired of the spoons and the post,tired of my mouth and my breasts,tired of the cosmetics and the silks.There were still ...
Posted by Countess ♥ on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 05:30:00 PST

The Blues in Michigan and Floridia- Is there no Democracy in the DNC?

Dear Howard Dean,My name is Amanda Brown, and I am a due-paying member of the DNC, I am also a Michigan citizen and voter. This election year, as you obviously  know, my state party leaders decid...
Posted by Countess ♥ on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 08:06:00 PST

sicko - an insurance battle(UPDATE!!!with Video-news)

NEWSTORY HERE..The Moores on Wood TV 8 and they made the front page today tooGrand Rapids Press ArticleThanks Everybodies**************UPDATE***************************** ****Thank You everyone fo...
Posted by Countess ♥ on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 11:51:00 PST

you will become addicted

Its like a beautiful glorious dream...Texas Hold-Em meshed with myspace- So long facebook- I need you no more!Add it- You can thank me later- click here- youknowyouwantto...
Posted by Countess ♥ on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:35:00 PST

Republicans- thank you Dusty ;)

Sent to me by My friend, DustyIn order to be a good Republican one needs to believe: 1. Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton. 2. Saddam was a good guy ...
Posted by Countess ♥ on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 08:05:00 PST

The inevitable Obama-Hill resolution

Friends Friends Friends!!!!I am so excited to tell you my new premonition. It is my belief that the two Democratic front-runners will both be on the ticket in November. I am not sure you will be on th...
Posted by Countess ♥ on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:27:00 PST

Whiny Barack Supporters- lemme tell You about SMEAR Campaigns

Quicklynow, because I want to play Facebook Poker, which I am bloody addicted to!I am so exasperated with the Obama clan that wants to say Hillary is smearing him. I want you to watch these two very v...
Posted by Countess ♥ on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 06:26:00 PST