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Amykins

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About Me

I collect Hotwheels & Model cars, I love video games, Hockey, Music, Being a total creep and Blogging. Also, I am clearly not a robot cam whore that is hell bent on spamming you so don't worry about that.

My Interests

Model Cars, Hockey, Friends, Books, Video Games, SIMS, Birds, Music, Computers, Movies, Comedians (David Cross, Dane Cook), Collections, Audio/Video equipment, and Cooking.

My Personal Blog & Forum:



Amy's Blog Index (Oldest To Newest) 1. Best Day At Work Ever
2. Camping: Rain, Bugs and Sex
3. Weddings
4. Is Myspace Really Just A Ploy To Fatten Your MSN?
5. "Crocs" Are a Crock O'Sheet
6.1 How Long Before I Become a One Blog Wonder PT1
6.2 How Long Before I Become a One Blog Wonder PT2
6.3 How Long Before I Become a One Blog Wonder PT3
7. Amy Had a Little Lamb Fleece as White as Snow
8. The Rolling Stones + BEP + Dead Dogs = Regina
9. Just When I Think I Couldn't Get Any Lower
10. Don't Touch That, it's Been Contaminated!
11. A Few Unknown Things About Lamey
12. You Hit A Car On Your Driver's Test? Yes I Did
13. Paper Clip = House - Only in Saskatchewan
14. Car Fires, Ramping Fences...
15. Do You Need A Pimp Slap?
16. Deal or No Deal…
17. Gangster Line Dancing?
18. Blondes with...
19. Call me, I'm Suffering from Bloggers Block...
20.1 The Sports Back Talk Issue
20.2 The Sports Back Talk Issue Vol. 2
21 Rolling Bones and an OCD Bird?
22. My Name is Penis aka Dick…
23. Would You Like Some Shockolate Sims 2 Cake?
24. What Does Burt Reynolds Have to Do With Canadian Tire?
25. Where Are My Pants?
26. Amy is scared of three things…
27. Burrrr It's Cold In Here Must Be Some SK In The Atmosphere
28. But Officer, I Have Explosive Diarrhea!
29. Chuck E Cheese Tried to Feel Me Up Once
30. Locked in a Hallway for an Hour?
31. Amy's Most Embarrassing Moment
32. I Hate You EA! A Rant By Amy
33. Maw, Whar's Mah Crayans?
34. Compuslive Liars : Lying Bastards Unless For Comedic Effect
35. Diamonds Are Forever As Long As They Come From Jared
36. If You Can't Say Anything Nice Then Keep Your Damn Mouth Shut Fool
37. Lather, Rinse, Repeat...As Needed
38. Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
39. Pasive Aggressive and How it Gets Me No Where 40. Sears in a Snow Storm, A Personal Story
41. Day 442 and Counting....My How Strikes Fly
42. Bonus Blog: Amy's Brief "Girl on Girl" Experience(s)
43. Remember When You Drank Yourself Half-Blind?
44. How Far Would You Go For L-O-V-E?
45. Care Bear Porn? I Thought Not
46. But Mommy I Wanna Go To Stamp Camp!
47. Winter = Crusty Skin and Static Cling
48. Female Seeking Male: Must Like Crude Humor
49. Um Excuse Me Officer....Your Badge Like Fell Off
50. Chapters = Creepy Customer Satisfaction
51. Ewwww! What Happened to Your Eye!?
52. Chashierless Check Outs?
53. There's Nothing Like Being Called "One of the Guys".
54. Amy Goes to The Dollar Store A.K.A. Hell On Earth
55. The Extra Special Collectors Extended Special Edition With New Extended Special Bonus Features.
56. My Goal in Life: Work With Terry Tate, Office Linebacker
57. Excuse Me Miss, I Need a Goddamn Drink. Think You Can Help Me Out?
58. An Act of Random of Addage? Not So....
59. Down To The Nitty Gritty - That's SK Slang 4 2nd Last Blog of '06
60. Good Bye, So Long, But Not Forever....
61. Back In The City That Rhymes With Fun (Regina)
62. Google Maps Lead The Way - Well Until Waterloo
63. Everyone Gather Around for a Boring Slideshow!
64. Help! I'm Lost In The Toronto Billboards....
65. Dressing Animals in People Clothes is Acceptable Only For Inter-Species Erotica
66. Pointless Anal Leakage - Is There Any Other Kind?
67. Johnson's Gonna Get His Noodle Wet!
68. Is It Acceptable To Sleep With Your Doppelganger?
69. Amy's Erectile....err I Mean Electrical Dysfunction(s)
70. Where Have All The Children Gone? They've Gone To The Future.
71. Literary Constipation VS Verbal Diarrhea
72. Smokers Hate It When You Ejaculate On Their Face....
73. Patience is a Virtue. Who knew?
74.Steeped In History: Amy Finds Photos From The 50's
75. My What Big Eyes You Have!
76. Dance Crazy! Dance!
77. Oh Cliché Blog How I Adore Thou
78. Uh Wow Disney That One Actually Clogged My Toilet
79. This is The Way We Wash Our Hands, Wash Our Hands, Wash Our Hands
80. Where Have All The Burly Men Gone?
81. Circle Jerkin' Knob Gobblers
82. I'll Race You To Toys R Us!
83. Let Me Outta Here!
84. Left-Handed-ism; Is There A Cure?
85. I Shaved My Hootchy Cootchy For This?
86. Hey Listen Up! No Really, I Did A Voice Blog
87. Slim Pickin's From Amy's Brain (Voice Blog)
88. Hand Me My Pogo Stick James, I'm Going Puddle Jumping
89. That Sticky Thing Called Love
90. Can I pee In Your Bum?

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My Blog

Rectal Chafing is a Serious Offense&

We all have a weird thing&or in my case various weird things.  I mentioned my near obsessive need for Symmetry once before in an earlier blog, "Pointless Anal Leakage, Is There Any Other Kind?".&...
Posted by Amykins on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:55:00 PST

Regina is Friendly&.Well Except for All the Stabbings

Dear Readers,  I was a co-victim of complete and utter randomness yesterday evening.  My sister and I were walking home from a short shopping trip after work.  I noticed this guy about...
Posted by Amykins on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 11:25:00 PST

Nothing Says Sexy Like A Neapolitan Tan

So I finally managed to scam a new photo id card at work.  After nearly three years of loathing the piece of garbage picture I had, I now have a half decent not the best but better than the last ...
Posted by Amykins on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:02:00 PST

Don't Be Afraid to Give Your Nubbin' A Rubbin'

Frequent wrong numbers are upsetting.  I get far too many of them due to the fact my number is very close to the BMO number so I frequently get confused people looking for their bank but getting ...
Posted by Amykins on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:06:00 PST

The Crock Pot Is Full of SPAM - And Not of The "Meat" Variety Either

Dear Readers, Hi how have you been?  Things have been a bit cluttered around here.  I can't believe how many different ways strangers can clog up my way of life.  And as such, I'd li...
Posted by Amykins on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 01:35:00 PST

The Revolving Door Of Our Subconscious Minds

Well it has certainly been an interesting week.  It seems like my office is no more than a revolving door.  Um soo in addition to the 9/41 people on my team being pregnant or on maternity le...
Posted by Amykins on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:36:00 PST

New & Improved: Amy's Blog Index

So this is EVERY Single Blog I have ever written.  All 86 of them.  Basically I had to move the index into it's own blog because she was just getting too big.  Mostly I created the inde...
Posted by Amykins on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 06:08:00 PST

Can I Pee In Your Bum?

Dreams are a funny thing.  Sometimes you remember them well and other times you wake up and you're confused for no reason that you can recall.  Then there are the dreams that make you talk i...
Posted by Amykins on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:49:00 PST

That Sticky Substance Called Love

I am judgmental.  I am getting better but I still have a long way to go.  Maybe I'll never fully be capable of not passing off some sort of judgment when I see something out of the ordinary....
Posted by Amykins on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:43:00 PST

Hand Me My Pogo Stick James, I'm Goin' Puddle Jumping.

I'd like to make a statement about "seasons" and their being on the calendars.  First off, I don't think that there are four distinct seasons anywhere, ever.  If only the weather could...
Posted by Amykins on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 03:36:00 PST