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Cat

Captain Lunch!

About Me

Exceptional tea making capabilities and a mind like a Carry On film. Why not check out my *extremely technically proficient* website and please do send me clever perspective pictures to put on it........................................................ www.smallorfaraway.com ............................................................ ............................................................ .................................. ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

Scrabble (it's not a game it's a way of life), pool, poker, pretty much any game you can gamble on, RISK, The Friday Quiz (hi Quizzers), The Cultured Girl's London Book Club, dancing all night, my job, mini baby bells, making gravy, Earl Grey tea, adverts, only doing things at the last minute but almost always getting them done, keeping all my birthday cards, drawing, cava, festivals, the BBC 5 day weather report, puns.

I'd like to meet:

Whoever thought of this joke:Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize? For being out standing in his field.People who know all the 2 letter words.Talking cats.

Music:

The Cure, Blondie, Editors, Maximo Park, Scissor Sisters, Strokes, 2 Many DJs, Blackalicious, Erol Alkan, Pull Tiger Tail, Mystery Jets, The Knife, Franz Ferdinand, Bloc Party, Sugababes, Joanna Newsome, Girls Aloud, Interpol, Regina Spektor, Avalanches, Chromeo, Kylie, The Killers, Gorillaz, Stanton Warriors, YYYs, St Etienne, David Bowie, PJ Harvey, Nina Simone, Minnie Ripperton, Bill Withers, DJ Shadow, Portishead, Joni Michell, Kelis, Daft Punk, Rachel Stevens, Feist, James Taylor, Bjork, Boy Kill Boy, Jeff Buckley, Arcade Fire, Yann Tierson, LCD Soundsystem, Kooks, Pulp, Kings of Leon, Kid Harpoon,

Movies:

romeo and juliet, don't look now, groundhog day, the usual suspects, cruel intentions, finding nemo, adaptation, dirty dancing, breakfast at tiffinies, zoolander, truly madly deeply, harold and maude, amelie, leon, xmen, swingers, withnail and i, the big labowski, fargo, spirited away, psycho, american beauty, team america, clerks, life of brian, the graduate, beetlejuice, election, the hudsucker proxy, royal tenenbaums, scream, rushmore, incredibles,

Television:

the OC, teachers, grand designs,veronica mars, nip/tuck, watercolour challenge, the office, blackadder, family guy, the apprentice, gordon ramsey's kitchen nightmares, Dawson's creek, big brother, america's next top model, that documentary about taxidermy, dragons den, scrapheap challenge, desperate housewives, 24, cracker, SATC, average joe, simpsons, buffy, scrubs, lost, super nanny... shows that i invent.

Books:

lolita, atonement, the time travellers wife, stone junction, the crucible, dangerous liaisons, vernon god little, curious incident, midsummer night's dream, breakfast at tiffinies, dark materials trilogy, extrememly loud and incredibly bright, bonjour tristesse, the house of sleep, what a carve up!, porno. Big shout out to the Cultured Girls London Book Club - long live Slammerkin!

Heroes:

Sang. Grace. Burger and Fries. Tina Lynch.

My Blog

Not Mad-on-her.

I was escaping the horrendous Oxford street crowds on a Saturday a couple of weeks ago by drinking cava in a Soho bar (well, we had managed 20 minutes of shopping before getting the fear). I...
Posted by Cat on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:05:00 PST

Down without a face..

A game for you. Next time you have a shot (tequila/ sambuca etc, not a flu jab), don't pull a face. Totally straight face. If you flinch, you buy the next ones. For some reason even the most impalata...
Posted by Cat on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 11:03:00 PST

How long is too long?

How long is too long?   No no you smutty sorts. Im actually talking about plays.   Saw a play last night (The Life of Galileo national) that started at 7.30 and ended at 11. Thats 3 and a ...
Posted by Cat on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 09:38:00 PST

Space Docking - some answers.

Some time ago, some friends and I heard of a lewd sexual practice known as 'space docking'. Loosely defined thus:"to excrete inside a condom, freeze the condom and then use like a penis to g...
Posted by Cat on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:37:00 PST

The case of the missing Scrabble

The crime: 1 missing Scrabble set - no where to be found. The suspects:  - Flatmates - Adrian and Chris. Unlikely. Neither have any interest in the game, and are the first to suffer the reprocus...
Posted by Cat on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 04:26:00 PST

Beni withdrawals

So, i'm back at my desk with Heart fm in the background making me want to cut my ears off (the last 3 songs? James Blunt, Blue and that fucking punk rocker with flowers in her hair). After 10 glo...
Posted by Cat on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 10:10:00 PST