Music, meandering sentences, gee-tars, satirists, morbid jokes, irregular plural nouns, Tequila, flashing lights, athletics, what John Snow says.
Anyone who's read "the 7 habits of highly effective people" and saxophonists.
Bob Dylan, radiokopf, S-Club Juniors, White Stripes, 2 Many DJs, The Smiths, The Stones, Fratellis, Sam Cooke, Avalanches, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Bees, The Switches, The Strokes, Jeff Buckley, Dizzee Rascal, The Libertines, Stevie Wonder, The Cure, David Bowie, Apartment, Morrissey, The Hives, The Vines, Edith Piaf, The Rumble Strips, Saian Supa Crew, Van Morrison, Kings of Leon, Rufus Wainwright, Paul Weller.
Animal-based horror, The Shining, Lola Rennt, Eternal Sunshine, Anchor Man, Zoolander, Withnail and I, Full Metal Jacket, Kill Bill, Things to do in Denver when you're dead, Goodfellas, Stealing Beauty, Closer, Schindlers Fist and owt with zombies.
24, Family Guy, World's Wildest Police Videos, Jools Holland, When Good Pets Go Bad, Twin Peaks, 10 Years Younger.
The Picture of Dorian Gray, Generation X, Perfume, The Life of Pi, The Liar, The Hippopotamus, The Curious Incident..., Poe.
Jack Bauer, Stewie "What the deuce!", Royce Gracie, Stephen Fry, Jeremy Paxman.