The Legendary Ghostface Fiasco. |
I felt pretty amazing on this particular morning, save for the fact that I had an amazonesque thicket in my pants. I sought to remedy this by shaving my ballsack bare, like a true gigolo blackbelt. Lo...
Posted by The Library on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:23:00 PST |
The UCSB Story. |
"Uhhmm, you know they're condoms in our cd cases"Really?"Yeah, and, like, an empty packet of toaster strudel frosting"Oh. Sorry.I tried to quell the palpable dismay which had arisen as a consequence m...
Posted by The Library on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 05:10:00 PST |
5 Ways To... |
...Make Masturbating Less Banal and Boooring. By Matt Blackmar5. "The Stranger"- Sit on your prefered wanking hand until it goes numb. Proceed to play with yourself.4. "Fall in Love"- Take a handfull ...
Posted by The Library on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:04:00 PST |
today... |
i saw a couple using one ipod, earphones straddled between their syncronously bobbing heads. it was the most romantic thing ever, i wanted to cry.instead, i cut myself. two times.- Matt Blackmar...
Posted by The Library on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:51:00 PST |
Please read... |
I wrote a poem that I wanted to share with you guys! Sometimes reading poems is, like, inspirational and just knowing that someone feels the way you feel makes you feel less like inadequite. I just wa...
Posted by The Library on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 12:44:00 PST |
