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A made up word for a slurred bird.
Big in LA apparently.
Their flight is fast and direct and they walk and run confidently on the ground. Noisy and gregarious, schtarlings spend a lot of the year in flocks. Large feeding flocks collect into even larger roosting flocks. Schtarlings are very tenacious and adaptable. They have spare time for preening and loafing, usually close to the feeding areas at noisy gatherings. These disperse to places where inexperienced youngsters can easily feed, such as orchards and parks.
Schtarlings are protected under the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981, which makes it illegal to intentionally kill, injure or take a schtarling. Do note that nuisance or damage to property are not legitimate reasons for control.
Our demo (which you might well be listening to now) was recorded by the wonderful Mr Alan of Transistor State fame. We'll be giving CDs of it out at gigs so you can cuddle it at bedtime should the urge take you.
You can contact us via old fashioned email or join our mailing list here: [email protected]

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 4/19/2006
Band Members:
paula tom gaz leon
Influences: slurred ornithology
clarice in silence of the lambs
dwelling on social situations
sweating on your friends
some music and artists
Sounds Like: connery at an rspb convention
Record Label: none
Type of Label: None

My Blog

the mark of the beast

It was always going to be one or the other; good or evil; god or devil. God is probably too busy with the forthcoming annual mourning of his only son to look up from his pile of depression b...
Posted by schtarlings on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 03:12:00 PST

The sounds of schtarlings

Hello darkness, my old friend,I've come to caaaww with you again,Because a vision... Nope, bored of that already. Sometimes ideas just need to get out into the open before you realise they ...
Posted by schtarlings on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:41:00 PST

Music to play chess to

Accoring to the discerning punters of the New Cross Inn we are the ideal accompaniment to a game of chess. That's one thing we learned from our gig on Tuesday. Sandwiched between some kids from ...
Posted by schtarlings on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 04:17:00 PST

The Old Blue Switcheroo

Like the Fonz getting confused as to which Polaski twin he was supposed to be seeing, we've been forced to make a date change.The eagle eyed amongst you will have noticed that we had been booked to pl...
Posted by schtarlings on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 12:43:00 PST

Review of our debut at the Hope

Read this, taken from liveonstage.org.uk On a night when Brighton was gearing up for the following days Pride parade with rainbow-tainted zest, and men in short shorts were giving away a lot of person...
Posted by schtarlings on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 05:11:00 PST

Nearly drowning in Brighton

So we made it then. Our first gig and the first time that anyone apart from some pigeons in Ladbroke Grove have heard us. Judging by the reaction of the rowdy crowd in the Hope in Brighton...
Posted by schtarlings on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 11:52:00 PST

Sued at birth

So it would seem that before we even play our first gig, before anybody outside that band has heard us, we are going to be sued. I got a message on my answerphone this morning from a Mr Bernie F...
Posted by schtarlings on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 04:04:00 PST