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Charles

Baby seals sell drugs to your children.

About Me

I am currently trying to figure out why people seem to take myspace comments so damn serious.

My Interests

Air guitar, beach, music, headbanging, drinking (water), smoking (water), snorting (water), shooting up (water) and eating (heroin).

I'd like to meet:

Me 10 years ago and me 10 years from now, and tell them that they are losers.

Music:

The Sword, Porcupine Tree, Goblin Cock, Anthrax, Symphony X, Dream Theater, Neal Morse, Spock's Beard,Pantera, Tribal Tech, Ohm and Chris Poland, Megadeth, Gwar, Darkane, Unleashed, Down, Metallica, Dio, Tenacious D, G.G. Allin, Slayer, Children of Bodom, Disney ride songs, Fear Factory, John Coltrane, Freddie Hubbard, Lee Morgan, Tony Williams, Alphonse Mouzon, The Mahavishnu Orchestra, AC/DC, Iron Maiden, CCR, ZZ Top, anything that makes my head move back and forth!

Movies:

Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Warriors, Barton Fink, The Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou, For A Few Dollars More, All the Dirty Harry Movies, Pirates of the Carribean: Black Pearl and Dead Man's Chest, The Devil's Rejects, The Assasination of Richard Nixon, Braveheart, Deep Red, Idiocracy, Little Miss Sunshine, The Goonies, The Exorcist.....blank.

Television:

I don't watch television shows. I only watch television commercials because they help me to decide on the products that I require to function.

Books:

I've read every book ever written, and they all suck.

Heroes:

Odurus Urungus.

My Blog

Is this the end?

So, I got into thinking about our current situation this morning, and when I say "our" situation, I am referring to the entire human race's situation as a whole and I have pretty much come to the conc...
Posted by Charles on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:34:00 PST

Just a thought.......about "Hazard" lights.

When one is driving an automobile, there are a few guidelines in regards to the proper use of the "hazard" lights of the occupant's car. For those who don't know, the "hazard" light swi...
Posted by Charles on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:14:00 PST

yayyyyyyy forBErlon!

awesome is he word todescribe berlin. it is clean and  full of goreosuawomen. im am feelingfunny and friendlz now. hostel is rodcking and rolling and the foood is amerrivoluos. talk to u äs on th...
Posted by Charles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What the chuck?

I guess i will post something since i havent done so in a while. Alright, so what to write? Where to start? Alright, so there is this dude in my night class on Tuesdays, and he is the most annoying so...
Posted by Charles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Charles In Charge!

One day while I was working my summer job, I ran across another bloak by the name of Charles. It was kind of cool for me because I hadn't met another Charles in umpteen years. Anyway we sat there joki...
Posted by Charles on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST