Giving fat-tongue kisses. Loafing around on my favorite couch. Barking at old women & babies. Pissing on my paw. Waiting around in hopes to devour that ferret in the kitchen. Taking my owners for short, but exhilarating walks. Chomping on paper. (how am i supposed to know that insurance papers are important?)
I really like bananas. *drool*
JAILBAIT!!
Scurvy Dogs, Slaughter and The Dogs, Dog Soldier, The Dogs (US and France), D.I., Doggy Style, English Dogs, Skinny Puppy
Eeyore, Hooch from that one movie. Oh yeah; FUCK that lassie bitch.