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Melanie

I want chocolate, black like the Devil's ass

About Me

What the fuck ever

My Interests

Tooshburgers, Oolooms, pumpkins.

Music:

What about it? Do I like it? Sometimes, sometimes not. I'm not gonna name any names or bands because then myspace invaiders move in and try to get you to add their crappy myspace band.

Movies:

"Trick or Treat" circa 1986 featuring Ozzy Ozzbourne. A teenager's fantasy is crushed when his idol, a metal lord is killed in a tragic fire. Then his soul comes back with a vengance with a simple record. This movie will blow your mind!

Television:

Anything w/Tony Bourdain, six feet under, uh...sopranos bitch.

Books:

vice magazine, nabokov, philip k. dick, dirty books with dirty pictures, bukowski,of human bondage, The cook's and diner's dictionary, the rhyming dictionary, english/latin latin/english dictionary, white line fever: the autobiography of lemmy kilmister, wicked, cruddy, geek love, gore vidal, cookbooks, please kill me, naked lunch, ah, a cook's tour and much more.

Heroes:

wolverine, lemmy, anton lavey,my boyfriend, and my cat. TSUNAMI OF BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

Dear Los Angeles, Simi Valley, Venice, SFV and surrounding areas...

You suck. I fucking hate LA, here's some reasons why1)I used to live there. Lame2)Nobody fucking eats in LA apparently, it like pulling teeth to get anyone to go eat with you.3) Most of the people are...
Posted by Melanie on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:47:00 PST

shows shows shows

I need to record all the shows I go to cuz I won't remember them after a month. So starting from Jan 1st 2007, here are the shows I've seen... Jan 5-Jesus Fucking Christ, California Love, couple other...
Posted by Melanie on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 03:03:00 PST