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There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who know binary and those who don't.

About Me

I don't know what to write here, so I'll just list 10 random things about myself.Maybe I'll change it later.
1. I burned the house down when I was 5. A total accident by the way- I knocked over a candle, freaked, and hid- but I have to hear about it at every family gathering.
2. It is possible to worship soda. Especially Orange Fanta, Hansen's Sarsaparilla, and Jones Soda FuFu Berry.
3. I suscribe to the little dog wearing designer clothing while being carried around in a $1000 handbag trend.
4. I dont loan or borrow books. Go buy your own knowledge.
5. I love Saturday morning cartoons. No, seriously. It's 'turn the phone off' time.
6. I prefer the 'do it right or dont do it at all' attitude. It's a good excuse to do nothing.
7. In case you're wondering, I quit being an attorney because all my clients were either raped or murdered. Or both. I couldnt handle the stress or violence.
8. Bad spelling makes me cringe.
9. I love the first snow of the season. I totally get all goofy and excited over the first snowflakes. Then I spend the rest of the season bitching about all the snow.
10. I mutter to myself. A lot. Like 90-year-old-grandpappy-sitting-in-a-rocking-chair-on-the-ver anda-with-a-shotgun type muttering. Ive considered taking up straw chewing to complete the effect.

My Interests

LMAO. I usually think these things are stupid but this one was SPOT ON
You Are Boston
Both modern and old school, you never forget your roots.
Well educated and a little snobby, you demand the best.
And quite frankly, you think you are the best.

Famous people from the Boston area: Conan O'Brien, Ben Affleck, New Kids on the Block What American City Are You?

I'd like to meet:

In no particular order: Umberto Eco, Stephen Hawking, John Malkovich, Alain Jourgensen, V.S Naipaul, Hayao Miyazaki, Neil Gaiman, Takashi Murakami, James Sanborn, Dr. Brian Greene, Joel/Ethan Coen, Stephen Chow,Tricia Guild, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, Rob Zombie, Clive Barker, Christian Louboutin, Glenn Close, Dai Sijie, John Cleese, Harold Bloom, Margaret Atwood, Sandy Collora (see my blog for his clips), Roman Polanski, Tony Kushner, Gerard Butler, anyone behind the Kaiju Big Battel. I'll add more as I think of them but most of the people I want to meet are dead.

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Music:

I used to have a list but I like different stuff everyday. In general, I listen to all old school punk, industrial, mean, nasty, funkified, gritty, soul rippin' sounds. Why not.I'm diggin' the 3Oh!3 right now. Check 'em below...

Movies:

Apocalypse Now, Platoon, Dangerous Liaisons, Spirited Away, Fight Club, The Red Violin, Paradise Road, On the Waterfront, Reservoir Dogs, The Pillow Book, Zatoichi (all of them), 2001: A Space Odyssey, Raise the Red Lantern, Mallrats, Cry Freedom, Amistad, Repo Man, Papillon, Blade Runner, The Searchers, Dune, Sleepers, The Deerhunter, Brazil, Kung Fu Hustle, Babette's Feast, Nightmare Before Xmas, Citizen Kane, Delicatessen, Magnificent 7, Unforgiven, Last Temptation of Christ, Born Into Brothels

Television:

How the hell did I start watching Battlestar Galactica and why can't I stop?? Battlestar Glactica's Neilsen Rating: 1 (me). It's almost as bad as my obsession with Lost.
Video of the Month- Flight of the Conchords is the rockingest show ever...

Books:

Too many to name, but here's a few that really made an impression on my addled brain. As a kid: The Sneetches, Narnia Chronicles, LOTR, Chronicles of Narnia, Puck of Pook's Hill, Rikki Tikki Tavi, The Walrus and the Carpenter, Le Petit Prince, The Little Match Girl, The Giving Tree, House at Pooh Corner
As a teen: The Dark Tower series, Dune, ManEaters of Kumaon, Lord of the Flies, A Brief History of Time, Interzone, Lord Jim, Dune, The Milagro Beanfield War, The Temple of My Familiar
As an adult: Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress, Island of the Day Before, Les Liaisons Dangereuses, Life of Pi, Hiroshima Mon Amour, the Sandman series, Choke, Foucault's Pendulum, Une Saison en Enfer, Les Liaisons Dangereuses, Why I Am Not a Christian, Principia Mathematica, Critique of Pure Reason, The Reimann Hypothesis, Borderliners, The Feynman Lectures, Symmetry- The Ordering Principle
Reading Now: The Facts Behind the Helsinki Roccamatios

Heroes:

Anyone who doesn't have to work for a living.

My Blog

Fashion Abroad: India

Well, it's been about a month since I returned from India and it was fantastic! There is no way to describe the intensity and variety of colors in their clothing, their food, their vehicles! The marke...
Posted by a13xa9dr1a on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 07:09:00 PST

Back to Basics v3.0: T-Shirts

One of the best collectives of artists that has withstood the test of time and corporate culture, Imaginary Foundation offers a dreamscape of graphic tees. Most recently is their collaboration with on...
Posted by a13xa9dr1a on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:28:00 PST

Back to Basics v2.0: T-Shirts

Welcome to the new millenium when we make cupcakes, not war. Well, we do both really but that's not what Johnny Cupcakes puts on his limited edition tees that are selling like hotcakes. Johnny is a tr...
Posted by a13xa9dr1a on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 07:25:00 PST

Back to Basics v1.0: T-Shirts

Step away from all the hype of pimped out, tricked out, blinged out, embroidered, airbrushed, and rhinestoned clothing for a moment, and you're left with the reality of the basics. The versatility, th...
Posted by a13xa9dr1a on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 11:10:00 PST

Currying Favor With the Locals

I'm not really giving props to any particular product here except to say that I am so psyched to go to India in October and have been picking up a lot of relevant products along the way. Two of my nea...
Posted by a13xa9dr1a on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 08:36:00 PST

Fun and Free! Two Of My Three Favorite F-Words!

Out of the Czech Reublic came a little gaming company- Amanita. While I was cruising the internet at work- and not working- I came across one of their games. It's a click happy puzzle/adventure that t...
Posted by a13xa9dr1a on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 07:49:00 PST

Guarding My Niece

Unbelievably, some 18 and 19 year old perverts left comments on one of my niece's pictures that are completely outlandish because she's only FOURTEEN. Its a typical myspace picture where you take a pi...
Posted by a13xa9dr1a on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 07:41:00 PST

I Go. You Go. We All Go Manolo!

I just want to give a little shout out to my newest babies... the Campari Patent Leather MaryJanes from Manolo Blahnik. Oooh, I just love these little red bitches. Anyways, the red here isnt the red o...
Posted by a13xa9dr1a on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:47:00 PST

MyVu Is Better Than UrVu

MyVu finally went on sale. I reviewed these Jordy-esque glasses in a previous post but they werent available at that time. They're now directly available on the myvu.com website for a the bargain pric...
Posted by a13xa9dr1a on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:44:00 PST

Video iPod Borg Style

C'mon, join us. Join the collective. You can't get away without looking like some Star Trek type humanoid wearing this, but you gotta admit, it's damn cool. Damn cool as only the Japanese can do it. S...
Posted by a13xa9dr1a on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:31:00 PST