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Clay...

Powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yeilding like a NERF ball.

About Me

I like ice cold beer, loud music, and close friends. I have the Simpsons tattooed all over my left leg. I haven't eaten meat for 4 years, but I eat fish. I ship boxes for a living. I have been playing the drums in one way or another since I was 9 years old. I have played bands in such as; Organized Chaos, Icarus, Marrow, Offering to the Sun, The Vanilla Bees, the Bodhi Busic Band, Namor, the Revenge, & the River Runs Black. I don't know what I'm going to do now.
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My Interests

Earth, Music, Cartoons, Beers, Movies, Musical Instruments, Water, Comics, Singing, Creatures, Beers, Trees, Outer Space, Tattoos, Rocks, Bikes, Beers...

Music:

Neurosis, 16 Horsepower, Faith No More, Fantomas, GodspeedYou!BlackEmperor, Isis, Dead Can Dance, Tool, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Mr. Bungle, Giant Squid, TchKung!, Murder By Death, Spider Silk Dress, the Melvins, Radiohead, Mono, Queens of the Stone Age, Amber Asylum, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Lionel Richie, the Cure, Kemo Sabe, Michael Jackson, Pipedown, Devo, A Silver Mt. Zion, Primus, Rodney Carrington, Tribes of Neurot, Bad Religion, Morphine, Kylesa, Mogwai, Tenacious D, Pocket For Corduroy, Hank III, Lisa Gerrard, Callisto, Bjork, the Swans, Jesu, Snot, Red Sparrows, Splitlip Rayfield, NOFX, Kansas, Gravenherst, Kittie, Mindrot, Portishead, Metallica, DVDA, Simon & Garfunkel, Icarus, William Elliott Whitmore, Grayceon, Operation Ivy, Muse, Tom Jones, Ween, Murder City Devils, Led Zeppelin, Slayer, Tears For Fears, Vision Of Disorder, Lovage, Boston, Woven Hand, Thrice, Leftover Crack, Manowar, Fugazi, Nick Drake, Tomahawk, the Rat Pack, Sepultura, the Dillinger Escape Plan, Citizen Fish, Pink Floyd, Nuclear Rabbit, Bach, Joanna Newsom, Impaled, Queen, Steve VonTill, Hank Williams, Mastodon, Journey, Choking Victim, Red Hot Chile Peppers, Black Bear, Scott Kelly, Sonic Youth, Danny Elfman, the Mammals, Johnny Cash, the Pixies, Smashing Pumpkins, Tom Waits, Deftones, the Killers, Sigur Ros, Nirvana, Offering to the Sun, the River Runs Black, to name a few

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Wet Hot American Summer, Death to Smoochy, the Big Labowski, Amelie, Shawn of the Dead, Gladiator, Kingpin, Slither, Batman, Caddyshack, King Kong, the Royal Tenenbaums, Chasing Amy, Spider-Man, Pan's Labyrinth, the Fisher King, Fight Club, Hot Fuzz, Star Wars, Ghostbusters, Evil-Dead, the Shawshank Redemption, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Sling Blade, X-Men, Rounders, Clerks, Back to the Future, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Super Troopers, the Goonies, to name a few...

Television:

Family Guy, the Simpsons, Ren & Stimpy, King of the Hill, Sifl & Oly Show, Mr. Show, South Park, The Tick, Reno 911, the Venture Bros., Tenacious D, Chappelle's Show, Strangers With Candy, Signfeld, Carnivàle, Planet Earth, Blue Planet, America's Funniest Home Videos...

Books:

J.R.R. Tolkin, D. Brown, H.S. Thomson, F. Miller, J.K Rowling, A. Rice, Marvel, D.C., DarkHorse