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Arm of Darkness

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About Me


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Sean
Birthday: 07/12/81
Birthplace: Oakland CA ( It's not my fault)
Current Location: San Luis Obispo CA
Eye Color: Hella Green yo!
Hair Color: Blackish
Height: six feet of radness!
Right Handed or Left Handed: Is this a sex question?
Your Heritage: Ask the milk man
The Shoes You Wore Today: Paving boots
Your Weakness: Budweiser
Your Fears: Budweiser
Your Perfect Pizza: Combo
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become Asian
The Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I want you inside me
Thoughts First Waking Up: What's this thing and where can I put it ?
Your Best Physical Feature: Have you seen me? I'm fucking awsome!
Your Bedtime: 10:00pm
Your Most Missed Memory: How the fuck should I know? If it's missing then how the hell am I supposed to...
Pepsi or Coke: Depends on If I've been drinking and how much cash I have.
MacDonalds or Burger King: In and Out Biotch
Single or Group Dates: I've never been to Europe
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Whisky
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Iced coffee rules!
Do you Smoke: Yep
Do you Swear: Fuck that shit!
Do you Sing: No I'm Straight
Do you Shower Daily: Yeh(It's the only way not to get caught rubin one out)
Have you Been in Love: Yeh but then I sobered up.
Do you want to go to College: Can you belive that I'm a physics major?
Do you want to get Married: I'll have to drink on that one.
Do you belive in yourself: No, I'm a myth.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when fat chicks dance.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeh my ego is my best feature
Are you a Health Freak: No, I Vote.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeh I think they kick ninja ass!
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes, yes I do .
Do you play an Instrument: No, I have a job
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: In the past five seconds have you come up with a gay'er question?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No But I really should get on that, Those little fuckers are great!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes yes me likey likey raw fishy. ( going to hell for that one)
In the past month have you been on Stage: Some times I stand on tall things and yell at fat people
In the past month have you been Dumped: No, Thank you duct tape!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: I sat on the toilet when the seat was up this morning if that counts.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: What are you a fucking cop?
Ever been Drunk: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Ever been called a Tease: Are we talking just a little tip only action?
Ever been Beaten up: Yeh, Fuck leppers!
Ever Shoplifted:
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A taller version of my self.
What country would you most like to Visit: Texas.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Bloodshot and teary.
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: Long, It gives ya somthing to grab when she has an opinion.
Height: Tall enough to see the timer on the oven.
Weight: Small enough to chuck out a window!
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Piercings: One time I threw my tackel box at er head and I have to say she looked pretty damn hot.
Number of Tattoos: ONE!. And it goddamned well better be my name on her titty!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One, Not havin my own titttys ta play with.
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My Interests

Any thing that has nothing to do with Working out, hackysacking, cross country sking, folk music, or anal beeds.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that can take a joke. What the fuck's everyone's problem? Oh yeh and that hooker that gave my older the brother the clap.

Music:

I hate the White Stripes, The Darkness, and Jack Johnson.

Movies:

Ah fuck who cares?

Television:

I DON'T WATCH TELEVISION! Oh wait yeh I do, And so do you, you fucking liar!

Books:

All of em!

Heroes:

That lttle Jess girl, My mom, My dad, You'r mom, Bill Clinton, Homer Simpson, And of course that hooker that gave my older brother the clap!

My Blog

Gonna get divoeced over this one

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:SeanBirthday:07/12/81Birthplace:Oakland CA ( It's not my fault)Current Location:San Luis Obispo CAEye Color:Hella Green yo!Hair Color:Blackish Height:six feet o...
Posted by Arm of Darkness on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 06:59:00 PST