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Johnny

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About Me

I like to watch old horror movies, '50's sci fi movies, shitty old Kung Fu movies, drink beer, Yell at my kid, and play video games...Old Nintendo games are my favorite. Some would say I have a bit of a drinking problem...Im overweight. And, today is the oldest Ive ever been in my life. I dont really have any drive to succeed in life as I've accomplished everything I've set out to do. I tried not to wake up before 11 am every day. But, my job fucked that up. Ive got a couple old cars that arent fixing themselves. Pabst Blue Ribbon is my brand. And, I'm getting a headache. Did I mention beer? I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

ex-cheerleaders gone bad. Mermaids. Girls with red hair. Anna Kournikova, Cassandra Peterson, Karen Black, Linda Blair. Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1969 Dodge Charger R/T
You are a 1969 Dodge Charger R/T! You love your car.....it hauls ass, but you really don't like the new charger at all...at least you know you can whoop on it! You love burning rubber....but hate buying more and more tires...

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!
You scored as Jason Voorhees. You are Jason Voorhees. You werent liked much as a child. All you wanted was to let your Mom raise you right. However after you died a watery death in Camp Crystal Lake, your Mom tried to take revenge, in which she too died a horrible decapitation. Now you will go on forever, seeking revenge! You may have the highest kill count in horror, but you arent all bad. You just love your mother!

Jason Voorhees


70%

Captain Spaulding


40%

Leatherface


35%

Pinhead


30%

Jigsaw


25%

Candyman


25%

Freddy Krueger


20%

Hannibal Lecter


10%

Michael Myers


10%

Buffalo Bill


10%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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My Blog

07Mar06

juice sugar yeast
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 19:00:00 GMT

my thirtieth

got pretty f**cked up. i hurt my leg, so im on crutches right now, and the hooters waitresses snatched them to do the limbo with(lucky crutches). then i saw a special about anna kournikova. my friends...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Mar 2004 12:41:00 GMT

pacific beach, CA

this picture is from hooters in san diego. there are three hooters in sd, one in the gas lamp, one in mission valley, and on in pacific beach. they are building a fourth. i guess thats the best thing ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Feb 2004 12:10:00 GMT