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Razzle Dazzle

All Roads Lead to Warsaw

About Me


MyGen Profile Generator "There's nothing to mourn about death any more than there is to mourn about the growing of a flower. What is terrible is not death but the lives people live or don't live up until their death. They don't honor their own lives, they piss on their lives. They shit them away. Dumb fuckers. They concentrate too much on fucking, movies, money, family, fucking. Their minds are full of cotton. They swallow God without thinking, they swallow country without thinking. Soon they forget how to think, they let others think for them. Their brains are stuffed with cotton. They look ugly, they talk ugly, they walk ugly. Play them the great music of the centuries and they can't hear it. Most people's deaths are a sham. There's nothing left to die." - Bukowski, 1998

My Interests

Story Telling, Learning How to Cook Properly, People Watching (semi-pro), Doing Drugs with the Cool Cats, Church, Reading (lies), Google Image Search, Afternoons in the 'Office', Black and White, Paul Emmett, Laughing at Life. Saving Time, Wasting Money (same thing). Rollercoasters.

I'd like to meet:

God, Jeremy Clarkson, Sooty and Sweep (note: NOT SUE!), The Cutters, Pat Sharp, Pablo Escobar, Fray Bentos, Bono and guest, John Lennon, Harry Chow, Harry Potter, Homer Simpson, Burnseys dog, the Yorkshire Ripper, Ian Beale, Queen, The Queen, the person who 'invented' poppers (why?!), Louise Werner, Jamie Moreno, T-Bag and T-Shirt, Dr Leg, Bob Dylan, Tom MySpace +1, Linford Christie, anyone who's been into space, Ray Mallon, Reg Kray, Isaac Wilson, Jack White, the Ultimate Warrior and Jimmy Nail. And Robocop, all in a big tent. With choc ices and rope, LOADS OF ROPE!!

Music:

iLikeMusic!.... Postal Service, The Reindeer Section, Modest Mouse, I Am Kloot, The Faint, JSBX, Jesus & Mary Chain, Bobby Conn, Jamie Sample, Ramones, Minus the Bear, Soulwax, Ted Leo and The Pharmacists, Dylan, Costello, Rahzell, Prince, Sleeper, a healthy slice of decent house, funk and all the obvious hitters that get played at the club. EYC.

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, cliche Tarantino goodness, Casino, Goodfellas, Hitchcock, the greatest 'film' ever - Raag. Brainfreeze, will add more later.

Television:

Partridge, Brasseye, Faulty Towers, l'Office, Des & Mel (3am crew reprazent!), T-Bag, Simpsons, Crimewatch, Top of the Pops 2, Fun House (yes I was on it, yes on the yellow team, yes we lost on the go karts, yes we got a paintball trip for the class. golden days.), Soccer AM, The Day Today, Mighty Boosh, Partirdge again, any Breaking News, Countdown (4am crew reprazent!!), Only Fools and Horses. Prisoner Cell Block H.

Books:

We Are the New Romantics (filth), Guiness Book of Records, Killing Pablo, 1001 Used Tampons, NiiineteeeenEiiightyFooouurrr, Noddy Goes Mental.

Heroes:

In no particular order: Superman, Bananaman, Trevor McDonald. Fight it out for the top spot yerselves lads. NO use of super powers (looking at you Trev!)

My Blog

Julian Beever - Anamorphic Illusions

These are illusions drawn in a special distortion in order to create an impression of 3 dimensions when seen from one particular viewpoint. In other words, they're mint. ...
Posted by Gaztonbury! on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:56:00 PST

New Retail Park Opening, expect...

Why not start with the winner?!... Wolfs' World of Shoes (DH)
Posted by Gaztonbury! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:23:00 PST

Spotted: After Training...

David Hearn should not be allowed a mobile telephone.- Ronny Rosenthals' Vauxhall Carlton (DH)- Nicky Summerbees' Renult Espace (GD)- Jan Molbys' Volvo Estate (DH)- Bruce Grobbelaars' Capri (GD) - And...
Posted by Gaztonbury! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 07:20:00 PST

Celebrities & Their Pets:

After numerous (three) requests to recall the definitive list, here's what I can remember. Brothers Hicks, Hearn, Fashion & Mann please put me right if any are wrong. People - feel free to add more at...
Posted by Gaztonbury! on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 06:47:00 PST