someone has wrote a book about needle damage? |
Apparently. http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertai
nment/books/article1698805.eceI'm going to get a copy off this book, should be an intresting read. I've been told its based arou...
Posted by emmett on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:38:00 PST |
Lilly Allen Stolen Dog Conspiracy Theory |
Lilly Allen has had her dog stolen out of the back of a van, she posted this on her myspace page..."I am beside myself with worry because someone has stolen my dog Maggie May this morning.I am in Jama...
Posted by emmett on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:41:00 PST |
Paul Smith Watch: A Certain Brother |
Long time no update smith-peekers, Worry not though this time its a double billFirst spot was about a month and a half ago now but one morning I was on the train from Newcastle through to Middlesbroug...
Posted by emmett on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:19:00 PST |
I'm off like gorbachev >>>>>>> |
On tour as of next week and a new single is out november 27th be nice to see some friendly faces so anyone wanting guestlist get in touch either on here or via my mobile if you've got the numberdates ...
Posted by emmett on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 05:50:00 PST |
"One man can make a difference." |
"One man can make a difference."
David Hasselhoff. The man with the talking car, the hunk in the red speedo's, the guy who brought down communism in East Germany with his hit single 'Looking For F...
Posted by emmett on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 05:02:00 PST |
not quite snakes on a plane; but slugs in the kitchen |
When I got in last night I discovered about 8 slugs in our kitchen. I instantly thought I was Samuel L Jackson and said to myself "get those motherfucking slugs out the motherfucking kitchen".As...
Posted by emmett on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:03:00 PST |
Snakes on a motherfucking plane |
You can just imagine Samuel L Jacksons agent on the phone "Yo Sammy baby, boy have I got a script for you..." I reckon les dennis asked 100 people what they wanted to see at the cinema and our survey ...
Posted by emmett on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 06:55:00 PST |
My heart is just like Princess Anne; Of no discernible use to anyone |
Approaching the grand old age of twenty two I actually for the first time in my life feel properly grown up at the moment. Ok I still eat salt and vinegar crisp sandwiches, don't have a proper job and...
Posted by emmett on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 09:25:00 PST |
An anitdote about Paul Emmett by Johnny Borrell |
"The first time I met Paul he was slumped over the steering wheel of his car. I thought he was dead.The horn was blowing, you know, and I couldn't shift him. There was mice in there, eating at his leg...
Posted by emmett on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 06:11:00 PST |
Read About Seymour |
First JJ72, now this, who next.... hard fi?!everyone should go out and buy 'god bless...' and 'terminal' none of them got five stars in Q magazine which means they must be good."Hi everyoneAfter 7 yea...
Posted by emmett on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:03:00 PST |
