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Joelinho

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About Me

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joel Christie Johnathan Young
Birthday: 6th of the August 1976
Birthplace: Middlesbrough
Current Location: Chair
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Ginger/Brown combo of unfortunateness
Height: Five feet and ten inches.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Hampers. (An old Boro shirt joke)
The Shoes You Wore Today: These.
Your Weakness: Beer, women, music.
Your Fears: The above.
Your Perfect Pizza: A pepperoni, delivered by an eccentric millionare, who buys it back off me for several hundred thousand pounds. Actually. make that millions.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Just get away with it more.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Neighbours is on now.
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes, sometimes. Eyebrows. Eyelashes. I've been told they're beautiful. That's my weakness that.
Your Bedtime: Never before 3am.
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: Coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither. Horrible.
Single or Group Dates: Neither. Horrible.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tetley's. Make tea bags, make tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tetley's!
Do you Smoke: No.
Do you Swear:
Do you Sing: Yes.
Do you Shower Daily: I bathe.
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been, done.
Do you want to get Married: Dunno, I did once.
Do you belive in yourself: Hey, sometimes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Oh yeah, really badly.
Do you think you are Attractive: See above......
Are you a Health Freak: Nah.
Do you get along with your Parents: Sometimes. It's easier when I don't see them
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah.
Do you play an Instrument: Skin flute.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: No.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, and even if the opportunity had arisen I wouldn't, it's rubbish.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: The Mall, Middlesbrough. I love rebranding.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I'm English,. we do Jaffa Cakes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nah.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not for a while now. I had a look at the new Crown decor from that stage though.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nah. I'm bored of writing 'Nah' now.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't think so.
Ever been Drunk: YES!
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah.
Ever been Beaten up: On many, many occasions.
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah, as a child.
How do you want to Die: Suddenly, without me knowing too much about it.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
What country would you most like to Visit: Ramsay Street isn't a country, but hey.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: I'm ok with that.
Weight: I heart the curves.
Best Clothing Style: Just look good.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Loads. But that was last weekend. Oh, I'm funny.
Number of CDs I own: MILLIONS.
Number of Piercings: Zero.
Number of Tattoos: A Sylvester J Pussycat on my leg, which I got, drunk, in New York. I was drunk as shit, and Geoff Stapley paid for it on his credit card. Thankfully he stopped me getting 'NYC 2006' underneath it, otherwise it would've been Dettol and wire brush time. It looks like this
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few. But then again...
These reprobates are my friends.

My Interests

Stylin', profilin' and smilin'...tunes...bad behaviour in various nightclubs of the north (BUT I never shagged under a pool table in the Faversham, I wouldn't stoop so low)...I have an old picture of Noel Edmonds, and he looks slightly different. ...telly....reading biographies...drinking far too much...all nighter sesshhhing...sleeping all day...admiring YOU (yes, YOU) from afar...swearing LOTS...Alf Roberts getting thrown off that Newcastle car park...Beatles...everyone having a price...my red tambourine...adidas trainers...Jack Daniel's...acting the twat...playing records...sylvester the pussycat....my friends...lovely.

I'd like to meet:

Vic and Bob, I think, although me and Craggsy once saw Bob Mortimer walking past Romer Parrish in town, on our way to the Boro game. The two remaining Beatles, Ringo! Franco once ran into Paul McCartney on Dean Street, and greeted him with "Fucking hell, it's you" which I thought was very succinct. And Borat.Oh, and Gregg himself. I'm not convinced he exists. Ages ago, in, er, the South, Gregg's was called BRAGG'S, as if Melvin Bragg is interested in Whoppers, or Northern stodge. Pah. He prefers Rachmaninov and Level 42.Mr John Gregg, the Greggs' original maestro is long dead, I've since learned, but his son still runs things. I'd like to shake his hand.

Music:

I play tunes for life and play records for a living, so I'm a big fan of just about everything. Mostly pop stuff, but as you should know, pop music is a big old beast and encompasses everything. The new Arctics is in my CD, but I've just been playing Boney M.I'm going to random shuffle my Media Player now. These are, honestly, the next ten tunes that come out:Typical...1. Simpsons Theme 2. Goldie Lookin' Chain - Your Mother's Got A Penis (this samples 'Behind The Mask' by Eric Clapton. Top. 3. Apollo 440 - Stop The Rock 4. UB40 - Many Rivers To Cross. JESUS. CAN'T ANYTHING GOOD COME OUT? 5. Bill Withers - Lovely Day 6. Heaven 17 - Temptation 7. Simon and Garfunkel - The Boxer 8. Franz Ferdinand - Do You Want To? 9. AC/DC - Back In Black 10.Another Chance - Sound Of EdenThat's not a awful representation, I suppose. My favourite tunes ever are 'Sir Duke', by Stevie and 'Do Your Thing' by Basement Jaxx. As you can hear.

Movies:

Withnail and I, Oh Brother! Where Art Thou, The Italian Job, South Park, Beyond The Mat, Kill Bill, Goodfellas, Willy Wonka (rather that Charlie) and the Chocolate Factory, Muriel's Wedding, Quiz Show, Big, Blazing Saddles, Trainspotting, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost In Translation, Big Fish and all the rest

Television:

All the funnies. Simpsons, Big Train, Father Ted, some Python (some of it is Tommy Rot), Cheers, Porridge, Fast Show, any Vic and Bob, minus Shooting Stars last couple of series which they were blackmailed into doing, and blatantly can't be bothered, old kids telly, Roobarb and things, and when children swear or things go wrong, like when that kid told Five Star they were fucking shit. I heart when telly goes wrong, but not in an 'Alright On The Night' sense.I was once involved in a piece of TV that turned up on 'Alright On The Night', but we shan't speak of that.My favourite Simpsons episode is the Lemon Tree one. Or is it the gay one? Ah, the gay one.Big Train is scarily underrated too.

Books:

I tend to read loads of biographies. Both auto and other. My favourite author is George Orwell, Animal Farm is the only thing I remember enjoying at school, apart from getting pissed all of fifth year. (Year 11, as it is now. Actually, it was then, but that change happened when I was in third year. Er, year 9.)But, yeah, I like to read, I like to know how they did it. Damien Lanagan's stuff is good, funny contemporary stuff, a bit of Ben Elton's writing (dreadful man, some of the writing is great, avoid the whodunnits, you'll suss, I did.)Rat Pack Confidential by Shawn Levy is the best biography you'll ever read, the writing takes you there, and I've never said that about a biog. The writing snaps everything into place, the language perfectly compliments the time and the manner of the protagonists.And, that's the end of 'Joel's Book Club' for this week.

Heroes:

We could be. Just for one day.

My Blog

What, no Dolly?

Here are the 69 records. It were fucking grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat tonight.   I like Frosties.   Basement Jaxx  Mere Pass Mighty Dub Katz  Magic Carpet Ride LCD Soundsystem  Tribulation...
Posted by Joelinho on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 07:24:00 PST

SixtyNine Set List

Have a gander at this this. Tell me what you think. As long as it's good. SixtyNine SetList 10. 5. 07   X-Press 2  Give It Freakpower  No Way Stakka Bo  Here We Go Mark Ronson  God Put A Smil...
Posted by Joelinho on Fri, 11 May 2007 07:21:00 PST

I just thought I'd put this here too.

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Posted by Joelinho on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST

Hey up

These things are rubbish, but I fancy a bable, so there you go. I just downloaded 'Snooker Loopy', by Chas and Dave. 95 p that cost! Anyone fancy a big night out on Friday?  ...
Posted by Joelinho on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 05:22:00 PST

One of these...

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Posted by Joelinho on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 07:58:00 PST

Illness at Party Time

So, With fucking typical timing, I got ill at Christmas. Bacterial throat infection, a marvellous thing. The bizarre bit about it was that rarely did my throat hurt. Arms, legs, dizzy spells, flu stuf...
Posted by Joelinho on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 07:33:00 PST

Wow....

Once again, keeping things up to date with myspace. God, I feel ropey, was drinking Jack Daniels til five in the morning again. Not good. I'm missing Hollyoaks. Pick Me Up magazine headlines this week...
Posted by Joelinho on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 10:19:00 PST

Ugggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Dear me.... You know there's something bad going on when you go to bed at midnight, after a booze free day, and wake up feeling even worse than a hangover. Ugh. Mind you, the extraordinarily hea...
Posted by Joelinho on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Stufff

Random stuff....Carling and things, vodka to come.... 1) I played 'I Get Along' last night at the Cornerhouse and was asked who it's by. 2) Angi woke me up at 10.30am, after I didn't go sleeps t...
Posted by Joelinho on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST