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Dash and Ranger

It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.

About Me

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Good day, fellow adventurers! Dash and Ranger here. We are great friends who like to do everything together. For years we have been taking part in various outings, trips, backyard skirmishes, swims with giant, bathing children... and we have decided to come here and share our adventures with some new friends!
Dash here-- I'd say I'm the neater of us two. I like a freshly combed hairdo and a tank top. I like shiny shoes and cool accessories. Just your everyday average joe who happens to enjoy a bit of pampering from time to time... be it from myself, Ranger or anyone for that matter.
Ranger here-- Dash says I'm a bit more rough around the edges. It may seem that way because of my fuzzy hair, but just like my beard, I'm a big softee. Granted, I drink my coffee black, whip people with frying pans, comb my hair with wagon wheels... but I enjoy a good sorbet and stroll on the beach as well. I'm a big fan of jumpsuits and climbing up oversized household items.
Thanks to everyone for your interest and taking part in our enormous, pint-sized adventures!
--Dash & Ranger

My Interests

Posing, climbing, trying on new clothes, plastic headgear, firearms, jumpsuits, seashells, house plants

I'd like to meet:

Any motionally-challenged, adventurous souls who don't mind to be controlled by giant hands every once in awhile.
Love of machine guns and grenades a plus.

Movies:

Dirty Dozen, Toy Story, Valley of the Dolls, Guys and Dolls, Puppet Master, anything with Judy Garland

Television:

Batman, Bewitched, The Avengers, Gomer Pyle, Hogan's Heroes, Gunsmoke, What Not To Wear

Books:

Gulliver's Travels

Heroes:

Henry and Helal Hassenfeld

My Blog

Where are we going??

We're in the last stages of our big move. We have packed up our things and now just await our destinationWe like to live life on the edgeCould  we be coming to live with you??? ...
Posted by Dash and Ranger on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 03:58:00 PST

We're moving... care to be our new family?

Ranger and I have thought about this long and hard, and we have decided it is time for us to move on. We have grown rather stagnant in our current environment and we feel as though a change of scenery...
Posted by Dash and Ranger on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:10:00 PST

photos to come

We'll add the photos for this new yarn as soon as we can!
Posted by Dash and Ranger on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 05:32:00 PST

Got any adventures for this amazing duo??

We'd like to hear from you. Drop us a message or leave a comment here with adventures you would like to see Dash and I take part in. We obviously have unlimited funds and free time so we'll be happy ...
Posted by Dash and Ranger on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 05:35:00 PST

PIRATES and boxes and bums, oh my (WE'RE HOME Part II)

Ranger and I just came back from a lovely trip to China. Some friends of ours all have these peculiar tattoos on their hindquarters that say MADE IN CHINA. We were a bit embarrassed to ask what that w...
Posted by Dash and Ranger on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 05:31:00 PST

WE'RE HOME (part 1)

After such a long outing, we had to take a little vacation, right? We apologize to all (we seem to be doing a lot of that lately) who have been hanging on waiting to find our fate. Marthas Vineyard wa...
Posted by Dash and Ranger on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 10:44:00 PST

Washed Up.

We're finally away from our little prison. We apologize for the delay in updating everyone, as we have been incommunicado and floating around a bit. We know you were on the edges of your seats! We pro...
Posted by Dash and Ranger on Mon, 29 May 2006 01:19:00 PST

SECRET MISSION UPDATE

Dash and Ranger in disguise. Bet you didn't even recognize us!Dash reporting in. Ranger and I are still stowed away in a huge crate. We have been without food for a few days now save for the small rat...
Posted by Dash and Ranger on Tue, 02 May 2006 05:33:00 PST

SECRET TRANSMISSION

Dash here via my handy Blackberry. Currently we are stowaways amongst a massive shipment of various items. What is this all?? Drugs?? Slave trading?? Black market Jordache jeans and Old Navy tees???Ra...
Posted by Dash and Ranger on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 02:06:00 PST

Thanks and a request for assistance

Ranger here Dash and I have been overwhelmed by the response we've received from you all so far. I can't believe all the new friends we have made! We want to thank everyone for the friend requests and...
Posted by Dash and Ranger on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:09:00 PST