Nude G.I. Joe

well, it all started when my mom and dad had a special hug that only moms and dads do. they were really strict on my up bringing, so i rebelled and got into a lot of trouble....then, my parents sent me to boot camp, where i figured out that i really like to kill people. then, i went to war and saw terrible things, but loved it. my brain is a little messed up and i think clothes are pointless.I have a chord on my chest and when you pull it i say random war sayings. i was born with it, and the doctor said that it wont ever go away, but dont worry-its not contagious. i also get random war flash-backs, and believe me, you dont want to be around me when that happens.