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Jill Torg

Kill the headlights and put'er in neutral...

About Me


I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!Dude,if you want to be my friend,I would like you to send me a message first,or I generally don't reply.I'm not into pages and pages of"Thanks for the add" shit....That being said,let's see... I got this big from drinking tap water... I have a lot going on. I work in mental health,within the Courts.I work with mentally disordered offenders. I am training to be an autopsy technician.I am six feet tall...I'll stomp on your village.I own land in Joshua Tree,CA,in the Mojave desert,where I am going to build an earthship out of recycled materials. I have five kids,mostly teenagers,and I play the bass,badly...I can do lots of things,and will try anything once. I am a writer,a fabulous cook, I am of norwegian/spanish ancestry.I have skydived, I have opened people up in the morgue and held their brains in my hands.I can rappel down a skyscraper.I NEVER come between a man and his Rock..that is wrong and always a bad idea....I am community minded, I can knit anything, I have two decrepit miniature pinschers which I rescued,and i knit clothes for them...,I know,I know..I don't like doing a lot of sports and exercise, it's not my thing.I am in good shape,nonetheless.Strong genes. I drink way too much coffee,I don't drink any alcohol..I'm a friend of Bill W's...I enjoy a lively debate, and I am very good at housebreaking unruly men. I am becoming rather heavily tattooed,I'm not sure how that happened.....I have over 200 pairs of stilettoes. I have a bit of a problem with Ebay.. I collect scorpion lucite paperweights. Obsessively.I love life. I can take anything apart and put it back together again... even people... I never stop thinking. I will beat you at poker. I am fiercely loyal. I am a jackass.Oh yeah...and I love robots....and sasquatches. A lot.

My Interests

Anatomy,Knitting,Psychology,Medicine,Postulating and Delegating,Lowbrow art,Lowriders and Cholos.

I'd like to meet:

Myself as a black man.Ditto,Ixara.
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Music:

Eagles of Death Metal,Ween,Neurotic Outsiders,Astrud Gilberto,Elvis Costello,Rob Zombie,Electric Six,Martha Wainwright

Movies:

Summertime(Katherine Hepburn),Spinal Tap, Y tu Mama Tambien was great....I liked the idea of a woman my age taking a road trip with two inexperienced twenty- something guys...they're so full of misinformed bravado and self conscious swagger...I'm so there.

Television:

No.

Books:

Another Bullshit Night in Suck City-Nick Flynn/ Great Apes-Will Self/ Stitch'n Bitch Nation/ The Big Book/ A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius-Dave Eggers/Dharma Punx-Noah Levine

Heroes:

Sojourner Truth,Noah Purefoy,Trygve Torgersen,Marlon Brando in "On The Waterfront"...

My Blog

when he bought me the bike

Cowgirlbike is my new lover.I slept with her buckskin seat close to me,to my face,her soft clean cow hide smell,rem/in/i/scentof my girlhood,three floors up,in the attic where my love is shownto only ...
Posted by Jill Torg on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:57:00 PST

battle for the planet of the she-apes

Today could be a good day to take over the world with my mannequinarmy. I will descend on the cities,and storm the beacheswith good tidings.With articulated fembots,constructed in my Image.They will m...
Posted by Jill Torg on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 01:49:00 PST

haiku

The front of my dressstained from yourfurious rubbing.
Posted by Jill Torg on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 12:23:00 PST

potato

Working at the mentals again today.I wonder what fresh hell awaits me there?My boss told me that there was a guy on the back porch who shouldn't be there,he had been banned,and he asked me to tell the...
Posted by Jill Torg on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:48:00 PST

bob

Things they say to me;The boy with the golden brain says that the reason he is so loud is because he hit his head on the porcelain sink four times..."I wouldn't mind wearing a helmet,but I prefer play...
Posted by Jill Torg on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST

cannibals

She comes inin the afternoon.She is wearing leather hot pants and worn out espadrilles,too small, from the free box.She is resplendent in silver jewellery.The lady who owns the native art store down t...
Posted by Jill Torg on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST

stories

She is telling me stories of when she was a little boyon the reserve,in Alberta,before she became a tranny.I am often amazed at the intestinal fortitude of my clients.She is telling me about the day,w...
Posted by Jill Torg on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:46:00 PST

silverado,why don't you come to your senses...

She comes in wearing a silver plastic bag over her clothes...I say"Hey,I like your shirt!"..She responds that she is wearing it to lose weight.I don't seem to be able to explain that as soon as she dr...
Posted by Jill Torg on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:43:00 PST

drown me.

i was laying in the tub this afternoon,with the window open,the sun was shining,there was a cool breeze licking me,laying there,shiny,wet and soapy.A moth had drowned in the tub,it had beached itselfa...
Posted by Jill Torg on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:40:00 PST

chemical man.

He weighs about 280 pounds.Shaved head,obsessed with semi precious stones and chemicals.He goes to the flea market every weekend and buys rhinestones,onyx,agates,tiger's eye necklaces.He expounds the ...
Posted by Jill Torg on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:41:00 PST