Member Since: 10/1/2006
Band Website: ifIshowmytitscanIgetarecorddealtoo? com
Band Members: talentless ingrates who are so pretty, that the ignorant masses have yet to notice that they can't play an instrument or sing...
Influences: Wow there are just so many, it's really hard to decide. First there is Paris Hilton she sings such deep and meaning full songs. Then there are the Pussy Cat Dolls, they are so original in lyrical content and choreography. God every man really must wish their girlfriend was hot like them. Next there are the Suicide Girls... they have taught me that even average looking women like me can gain self esteem, by taking their clothes off for strange men... My dream is to become a porn star... Gwen Stephanie, she's cornered the market on Japanese slavery and circus music. Lets not forget Nickleback, I am in awe of there ability to recreate the same song over and over, only with a different name and lyrics... Jessica Simpson, I wish I were blond with gigantic tits. Of course I can't leave out Britney Spears, her public cries for help have been heart breaking. How can God allow someone so young, so beautiful and so talented, to suffer for even one minute. I mean my god, she gave the world the musical masterpiece "Oops I Did It Again". Beyonce ahh Beyonce... she has taught me that the right booty shorts can really make or break a record... Christine Agulara... well I have learned from her that one year you can whore your way around the planet in black leather chaps singing songs about being dirty, and the next year... you can take a bath, get the right agent, and marketing and suddenly be transported back to the 1940's, where you find yourself a sophisticated lounge singer, with a flare for James Brown... Gosh maybe if I work really hard I can be just like them....
Sounds Like: the sound someone makes when a cactus is stuffed up their ass
Record Label: taking it in the ass for pocket change
Type of Label: None