sharif

vulgar display of admiration/treehouses and watermelons

all of my friends are awesome. even the people i've just met are awesome. i just had to say that really quick....
Posted by sharif on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 12:42:00 PST

my brain has a big mouth

while watching 40-year-old virgin (after watching fightclub) it dawned on me how silly some major religions are for saying that humankind is created in [a] god's image. i mean, if that's the case why ...
Posted by sharif on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:21:00 PST

is "cartwheel" a good word for what it is?

words have it all all wrong and are rarely descriptive enough....for instance: i would call a cartwheel "walla-walla-wa-hah!" this random thought was brought to you by the fact that i found a piece of...
Posted by sharif on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 12:59:00 PST

preeeeeeeeeemptive ewws

it is certainly abnormal to destroy or sublimate the animal instinct to mate, but i've got that shit close to calm....those that know me well know i've been trying to squash all of the "normal" (...
Posted by sharif on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:01:00 PST

"it's a hop, skip, and a jump into the water...."

my bday 2 week celebration was ridiculous...now it's back to un-birthday celebrations. thank you everyone for being awesome! jessica and i tried to go bridge jumping off of sheridan street last night ...
Posted by sharif on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:39:00 PST

my holiday can beat up your holiday anyday

march 26th rules eternally I. Our story so far II. Here it comes III. You asked for it   Our story so far David brought me to Vermont to snowboard for my bday/xmas. easily the BEST present i've e...
Posted by sharif on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:14:00 PST

sandwiches part 2 (the arby bike night empire strikes back)/inside jokes are for winners

oh boy, oh boy, anyone hanging out with me this week gets a treat! my clothes smell like sammiches!!!!!! Pure Genius saturday night in key west (just before heading out for a night on the town), i de...
Posted by sharif on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:08:00 PST

sandwiches

i like them and also find them to be mad delicioso....stvn is in jail. i do not like jail and find it to be not oh-so bueno with stvn inside its awful tummy. a rebellious nature, an adventurous heart...
Posted by sharif on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:20:00 PST

like a random frogleap over my shoulder/perhaps my best or perhaps funniest blog question ever

pouncing on my serene solemnity why, on at least three very separate occasions in the semi-distant past (that may have involved drugs & booze), have girls that were in one way or another...ummm.....
Posted by sharif on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 01:28:00 PST

i'm writing a song for lyuba called "freshly harvested salsa"

i am also growing a burt reynolds moustache....if anyone wondered why my blogs have been so minimalistic of late (in contrast to the lengthy trashed ramblings of the past), it's because i have become ...
Posted by sharif on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 01:58:00 PST