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justin

don't sweetie cake me

About Me

when i moved to bloomington, i was one of the sweetest people you'd ever meet. that was 2003. now i try to keep it posi-core as i realize i am growing older and becoming a bitter heterophobic whiskey drunk with a penchant for good ideas and bad sewing. i mostly like people, and i like their idiosyncracies, but i also have worked for 13 years in customer service so forgive me when i go negative nancy on your ass. i have one of the worst un-jogged memories, so it's hard for me to hold grudges. celebrities fascinate me, but mostly because i want to be one. i've got one sweet muffin-top, and i ain't talking about baking, y'hear? Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

scary drag, dirty dishes tv, club kirkwood, knishes, making every bit of food from scratch, smoking, smoking inside, smoking in bars (r.i.p.), drinking anywhere, big budget flops, painfully dull movies, sailor jerry, everyday activism, the small world of online fags, personal pacts, heated blankets, socks as an outfit remix, house shows where people are friendly, nineties girl-fronted indie pop bands that have fallen by the wayside, the post office, books, denim but not denim shirts, the new wave of realistic lesbian fiction, chronic masturbation in summertime, savory items used in sweet dishes and vice versa, pop art, stencil art, periodicals, natural remedies and essential oil therapies, nipples, queer youth, dancing while seated or driving, rubbernecking, figuring out who everyone is and if they have a livejournal, plants, wondering why my kalanchoe won't bloom, pillows, stripes and dots together, expensive and unnecessary bath products, rochester ny, finding shitty quality vhs-to-dvd transfers of cult movies i have wanted to see for a long time, pop radio, scarves, handmade mens underwear, wigs, housedresses from the sixties, my smelly feet and new ways to spruce them up, derrick's smelly feet, subconsciously drinking as little water as humanly possible.

I'd like to meet:

dejected fags, trannies, dykes, genderfuckers, fats (and specifically fatshionistas), femmes, wierdos, baby-shakers, vegan chefs but not vegan robocops, homespun fashion designers, low brow artists, glamazons, smooth talkers, uncontrollable flirts... really, anyone who doesn't "pout," "sulk," or "brood." also, no self-identified "dudes" please.

Music:

dolly parton, xiu xiu, the babyshakers, trina, nico, emergency (r.i.p.), the gossip, mountain goats, kate bush, prince, the blow, diamanda galas, morrissey, cocorosie, yaz, esg, danielson famile, be your own pet, sparks, lil kim, scissor girls (i do not mean scissor sisters, i'm not dumb), adult, lovesick (r.i.p.), anna oxygen, patrick wolf, b52s, anything kim or kelley deal related, and faggy indie pop in general

Movies:

moan, showgirls, living end, female trouble, cruel intentions, any almodovar movie but for sure women on the verge of a nervous breakdown and kika, poison, safe, putney swope, breathless, party girl, clockwatchers, mon oncle, shortbus, hudson hawk, total corruption

Television:

ugly betty, twin peaks, buffy, the l word... kinda cliched i know, but i mostly watch tv on the computer since i don't have a tv that gets tv stations. so that said, i don't watch much.

Books:

francesca lia block, dennis cooper, eileen myles, zoe trope, jt leroy, dorothy parker, gary indiana, marcy blackman, dorothy allison, bell hooks, adrian tomine, craig thompson, michelle tea, iceberg slim, books that dave eggers likes but not dave eggers himself.

Heroes:

petra von kant