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karyn

Never trust a big butt and a smile.

About Me


If I had to describe myself I'd have to say that for the most part I'm pretty laid back. I enjoy going to the movies and bowling or going out to a club or party on occasion, but it's not something I could do every weekend. I usually spend my weekends cleaning the house or washing the car.Mostly just chillin around the house. My best feature is my smile.....or at least thats what I'm told. I think it has a lot to do with my dimples. They tend to show up all the time whether I'm talking or smiling. If I had to choose the thing I appreciate most in a partner, it would be a good sense of humor and someone who is respectful of you as a person. I love to laugh and don't like to have my feelings hurt. Communication is key. It is imperative that your able to talk to each other, if you cannot communicate.... why bother?

When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water? start water - spray tub - get in mmmm
Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle? yes
Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial? yes
Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings? no
Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower? no
Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot? yes
How old do you look? 24
How old do you act? 29
Have you recently become a member of anything? no
Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed? open
Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? no
Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating? no
If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be? PIRATE
Have you ever called anyone a slut? no
Have you ever been called a slut? yes
Have you ever smuggled something into your country? no
Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive? no
Not a Jealous Bone in Your Body
You're secure, trusting, and giving with friends and lovers
And while you may have been hurt before, you've bounced back
You're generally happy with your life - and no one's grass is greener than yours
One word of caution: some may see your lack of jealousy as indifference!

My Interests

movies, listening to music, outdoor activities

I'd like to meet:


Which Barbie Are You?

Hollywood Barbie
People are so mean when they call you vain and shallow. It's your agent who is pressuring you to get a second nose job! You can't help it the Malibu surgeon got the shape wrong (the lawsuit is still pending). It's not your fault the only 3 motion pictures you've ever done were box office bombs. They were bad scripts and your roles weren't big enough to save the film. Things will surely be lookig up for you soon, barbie. Atleast your live in boyfriend is a great masseur.

There's No Way He'll Commit
Maybe you haven't known each other long...
And that's why he's acting a bit sketchy
But if you've been together for a few months,
Then you've got to let him go.
Because he's not looking to put a ring on your finger - ever.
This guy's not going to change for you, or any other woman.