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RazorBladeBaby666

In compromise...no one wins...

About Me

There is nothing about me that you don't already know about your mother.Um.Happiness rocks!!And there's more. For only $29.95, you too can have your own Joey. HE HOPS!! HE BOPS!! HE'LL CLEAN THE TOILET WITH YOUR TOOTHBRUSH.Rockiness haps.

My Interests

I have no interests except for haphazard mastur...oh, wait...we're supposed to be decent here...umm...I like reckless amounts of, self inspection in a not so introspective way, but more of an...outwardly electrical spark.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet you in a dark alley. For dinner. And maybe a movie. Perhaps a little "Rodent Dominoes" or just a good ol mugging.You seem rich. Like you got something to hide.Like the smell of your own shit is the morning call to waffles and stawberries.You disgust me. I would never want to meet you unless you were gonna pay me the $5 you owe me for letting you..."cavort" with my mudda.

Music:

MUSIC IS THE WORK OF SATAN!!! I DON'T ALLOW MY EARS TO HEAR THE VIBRATIONS OF INIQUITIES WAVING UP FROM HELL. Well, ok...I do like Prince. And Tool. And Muppets.

Movies:

Lesbian Porn.

Television:

Hate TV...its for idiots. Cept for the shows I like. Cuz I'm smart. Brilliant even. GENIUS!!!!!And maybe a little mentally retawded....

Books:

Reeding iz 4 peeple that want 2 lurn cuz there stoopid and stuv. I mean...yeah...books are cool. They provide a plethora of rolling papers...not that I would know anything about that sorta thing.

Heroes:

My hero is me. I'm super. I'm the greatest of all time!!Or maybe that's Muhommed Ali. I also admire Butters from South Park. Oooh...and that little dough boy fucker...with the pudgy stomach. DOO-HOO

My Blog

Is the 12th of never really official time?

Chemicals.  1 part "eh," and 2 parts "uh huh." Throw a little pudding in there and you got yourself an apathy coctail like no other. I hear its good for whatever ails you.  But, truth be tol...
Posted by RazorBladeBaby666 on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 04:05:00 PST

Hunan Human...

I don't like people, but yet I find them interesting.   This leads me to believe I am not a person, as I like myself, but find myself completely uninteresting.   Funny.  If you think th...
Posted by RazorBladeBaby666 on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:46:00 PST

My very first blog...

Wow.  Its my very first blog.   What should I blog about?   Hmmm...bloggy, bloggy, bloggy, blog...   Oooh...I got one.   Wait.  No I don't.   Got nothin.  Damn....
Posted by RazorBladeBaby666 on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 01:54:00 PST