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Tom

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About Me

I have a really REALLY foul mouth. And it goes beyond just curse words, it winds up being about really disgusting things or taboo topics that most people don't talk about. I'm actually vile to the core, and I'm vomiting on myself right now!A secret phone call between Bjork and Diddy...

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My Interests

It's a mix of extremely non-manly sounding activities (such as shopping and home decor) to really manly man activities (such as target shooting every week) The perfect god damn mix! Making Agnes do what she does (besides her twitchy robot dancing...that's all hers). Gambling all of my money away. Making people love me. Making love to myself (and others). The 70's House! Eating chicken, turkey and fish. Spending money. Being honest to whom it counts. Not cleaning. Not living in the suburbs (thank you god). Not dying.

I'd like to meet:

new friends, people related to my line of work, whores, bitches, white trash, champagne drinking slut bags, aliens (from outer space of course), wild animals, psychos, royalty, and scat lovers (especially! mmmmm)

Music:

electro/80's music/sexy music/drum & bass/etc.

Movies:

I guess when it comes down to it, I am really a victim of pop culture. Hostel is fucked up....B for Bonqueefa was good.....Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2.... A Dirty Shame....and ANY OTHER John Waters movies.

Television:

24 is the best show on tv by far. project fuckway is good 2 bitches. Also, E! and HGTV, Fox News, MSNBC, scrambled channels, and stupid shows about home renovations/redesign... E! True Hollywood Story, especially now since they ran out of celebrities, and will do them on just about any topic at this point. how about that fucking yo mamma joke show. why have i caught myself watching that more than one time? wtf?

Books:

I'm not a book person sadly....I'm a magazine and internet news person....HOWEVER, now that i finally have an ipod, I can record books on tape and listen to them. OH joy!!!

Heroes:

Agnes, that fuckin' robot. Andy Dick. Me.

My Blog

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Posted by Tom on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST