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Aisle K

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

You: Y'know I'm really just a laid back kinda guy... Me: I bet if I slapped you across the fucking face with a dead fish, you wouldn't be so laid back.

My Interests

music, urban landscapes, architechture, the big picture, dogs, cars, supermodels, catastrophes and/or events that shut down everything, pop phenomenon, scandals, kung-fu, high-fashion, the future, quirkiness, politics, things that light up, designer cologne, prostitute's laundry, macs, population stats, ninjas, pretending to like sports, robots, old cities, clubs, airports, public disturbance, genuinely nice people, fountains, rowdy outdoor crowds, brown jell-o jigglers, pouring overpriced bottled water out of the bottle and into a glass with ice, foot traffic, Baltimore, New York, Europe, Las Vegas swimming pools at night, sterile simplicity, gaudy details, nighttime.

I'd like to meet:

Dogs, crab-people, & more Dutchies.Here's the famous video I made for Jer Ber Jones. Be a part of the hype. Watch it now.I love this woman.I love this video. ..I love this woman MORE.

Music:

I like everything...really...EVERYTHING (in NO particular order)...Goldfrapp, Mylo, Vitalic, Ladytron, Madonna, Mount Sims, International Pony, D. Ramirez, M83, Bloc Party, Komeda, Regina Spektor, New young Pony Club, Pryda, The Knife, Gorillaz, Gabriel & Dresden, Camera Obscura, Diplo, Hatiras, Fleetwood Mac, Zero 7, Chicks On Speed, Jer Ber Jones, Dirty Sanchez, Solvent, Basement Jaxx, Yr Mum Ya Dad, M.I.A., Imogen Heap, Pearl Jam, The Magic Numbers, Billy Idol, Fischerspooner, Brazilian Girls, Tom Petty, West Indian Girl, Fat Truckers, Soulwax, Client, FC Kahuna, Björk, Arcade Fire, Jamiroquai, Beck, Moby, Bright Eyes, The Hacker, The Human League, Her Space Holiday, The Chemical Brothers, Miss Kittin, 50 Cent, Sandre Lerche, FannyPack, Coldplay, Ben Folds, Gus Gus, The Dresden Dolls, The Stone Roses, Cut Copy, The Mosquitos, Fernanda Porto, The Postal Service, Air, Bebel Gilberto, Frank Sinatra, Depeche Mode, Total Science, Jonny L, Calibre, M.I.S.T., John B, High Contrast, Cause 4 Concern, Twisted Individual, BCUK, RAM Records, Full Cycle Records, Hospital Records, Brian Eno, Audio Bullys, Eurythmics, Daft Punk, Mike Doughty, Ludacris, Fiona Apple, The Concretes, Felix da Housecat, Adult., Milosh, Electric Six, The Prodigy, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Radiohead, Le Tigre, Nitin Sawhney, The Streets, Agnes the Robot, any cheesey Eurotrash dance music ...oh yeah, and ROOBIE BREASTNUT!!!!! God, I hope she finally launches the Pink Pussy Trot Tour!! I will be front row for that shit...But, anyway, I try my damndest to discover a new artist at least once a week...I'm very systematic when it comes to the things I love.

Movies:

Team America: World Police, Beetelejuice, American Beauty, Vanilla Sky, Mysterious Skin, Gegen die Wand (Head On), King Kong (all of 'em), Back to the Future, Citizen Kane, Nowhere, Proof, Transamerica, Grindhouse: Double Feature, Network, Sin City, The Doom Generation, Shaun of the Dead, Kill Bill (Vol. 1 and 2), The Matrix Trilogy, The Devil Wears Prada, Donnie Darko, Babe, Twelve Monkeys, Batman Begins, Batman, Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Polyester, A Dirty Shame ("Ok! Who wants to fuck me!?!") Serial Mom, Pecker, Snatch, Boondock Saints, Mullholland Drive, The Naked Gun, True Romance, Interview With the Vampire, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost in Translation, Mean Girls, The Rules of Attraction, Hostel, Hostel 2, The Truman Show, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, Dawn of the Dead (2k4), Garden State, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Backyard Wrestling, Girls Gone Wild, Debbie Does Dundalk, Prognosis: Negative, Skyscraper featuring Anna Nicole Smith, Riding Boys in Cars...

Television:

WONDER SHOWZEN, 24, Heroes, Project Runway, America's Next Anal Skank, American Asshole, Will & Grace, Fox News, CNN, MSNBC, BBCNews, SKYNews, Bonzai, Criss Angel:Mindfreak, Brainiac, Wife Swap: Gangbang Edition, Six Feet Under (forever!)...

Books:

The No Spin Zone, Treason, Slander, How To Talk To a Liberal (If You Must), Essential McCluhan...I don't really read that much. Although, I HAVE been an avid subscriber to Weekly World News since 1983!!!

Heroes:

John Waters, Madonna, Gregg Araki, George Carlin, Batman, Günther, and Agnes the Robot

My Blog

Bulletins over Broadway

By popular demand, I have been asked to keep a collection of my bulletins stored in a place where people can read them all the time. Now you see, I am a lawyer and allegedly some of you think these ...
Posted by Aisle K on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 08:08:00 PST

Sheryl Crow: Green World=Brown Hand

Sheryl Crow apparently wants us to adopt an Afghani tradition and wipe our fecal-strewn asses with our hands. Yes, it's true. That is, after we use our ONE square of toilet paper that she suggests b...
Posted by Aisle K on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 09:17:00 PST

Kim Jong Il wee pong PING!!!!

Now that Kim Jong Il sems to be whimsically setting off nukes, it comes as no surprise that everyone (on TV and real life) has joyously reverted back to the blame-Bush-because-it's-easy card. Perhaps ...
Posted by Aisle K on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:25:00 PST

Eating Brussels sprouts with Paris in the Brugge life, Amsterdammit!

Yes...I'm officially back...and tired as SHIT! I put up pics on my mac homepage here and here. Enjoy! It was a phenomenal trip. The highlight was being able to see my best Dutch friends...I fucking lo...
Posted by Aisle K on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:41:00 PST

Viva Las VegASS!

Here are some of my Vegas pictures from last month...I finally stopped my computer from fritzing and was able to publish them for all you assholes to see! Most are from our VIP Tao/Tryst drunken extr...
Posted by Aisle K on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:16:00 PST

People who attack Republicans are the REAL heroes.

This week the world gasped in awe at the raw heroism of Jean Rohe, the student at the New School who gave a speech attacking the commencement speaker, Republican Sen. John McCain, at the commencement ...
Posted by Aisle K on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:54:00 PST

Magazine Designs

So I'm taking this magazine design class...one part of the class is redesigning this train-wreck of a magazine called "Exhibit Builder". It's a really boring magazine about trade show crap and how to...
Posted by Aisle K on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 09:30:00 PST

Fowl Play Pics!!!!

Mr. Sideshow Bob was kind enough to drop by the Rams Head on Wednesday to take a bunch of really swell pics! Thanks to everyone that came out to make this a really fun night!!!! Sideshow Bob's Site...
Posted by Aisle K on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 05:39:00 PST

Berlin/Prague/Munich Picssssssss...

A bunch of pics from my ridiculously good vacation are all up in here!
Posted by Aisle K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

Yes, that's right...I have returned from Europe...It feels strange to be back in the states but it's also nice to be able to overhear people's conversations and understand what they are saying again. ...
Posted by Aisle K on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST