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I can't feel anything but the eyebrows have fallen from my face

About Me

For anyone who actually knows me there isnt much to say bout me except i like a good time. Sometimes i can take that too far but sumtimes its worth it. I play guitar , its one of the only things that keeps me sane.I also used to play the flute but lets not take it sumwhere ill regret. Already im stuck for something to say, i have a tattoo of a scorpion and ppl asume im a scorpio , fuck no, leo throo n throo. Its just i think they are soo sexual. I love disturbed they have such a unique sound that if anyone said they were shit, id shout at them , then kick them in the overies..right in the baby maker, or in the nuts. All i can say now is LETS GET THESE TEEN HEARTS BEATING FASTER FASTER!!This profile was edited with SpaceCodes.com - Profile Editor MySpace HELP Profile Help!

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My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

Someone that would and be able to eat their own head for a tenner. Also keanu reeves

Movies:

Anchorman!!!!!!! The Matrix Football factory Mean machine Cradle to the grave Toy story saw 1 and 2 footloose beverly hill cops 1 2 3 die hard 1 2 3 identity girl interupted friday next friday friday after next i could go on andy action any comedy and thriller. anything with keanu reeves

Books:

The chosen child - Graham Masterton The Tooth Fairy - Graham Joyce ( A modern parable of loss and maturity.deft, canny and highly readable) Angels and demons - Dan Brown Macbeth - Do i need to tell u who by??

Heroes:

Eddie Izzard ( AHHH im covered in bees) Lee Evans ( ur going to barbados) Jack Dee ( then i realised i was actually sitting in the back of the car) Chris Rock (Robatissen!)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cheryl Jay Lovatt
Birthday: 7th August
Birthplace: In a hospital ...i hope
Current Location: sitting on my bum
Eye Color: greeny grey bluey browny
Hair Color: browny blacky blondy
Height: 5"3 ...the shame
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends what gets tiered first
Your Heritage: what like a loch?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Iv got slave feet!
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Turning into my mother..shes fat
Your Perfect Pizza: Free
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To make it to next year
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Gibbon!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: mornings are a blur so i dunno
Your Best Physical Feature: having aposable thumbs..its great really
Your Bedtime: about 10 beers later
Your Most Missed Memory: the time i remenised over that fave memory of mine
Pepsi or Coke: or
McDonalds or Burger King: McD's ovo mcchicken premiers are solid
Single or Group Dates: well a dates not much fun when u are single is it?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: teapee
Chocolate or Vanilla: squirells
Cappuccino or Coffee: lisbon
Do you Smoke: I dont know noone has ever set me alite
Do you Swear: thats ******* disgraceful ..no i just use stars
Do you Sing: more of a dull drone really
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: I love lamp
Do you want to go to College: hell no full of neds, uni please
Do you want to get Married: lots of times
Do you belive in yourself: no as i am a myth
Do you get Motion Sickness: well i am spinning in my chair now and i feel fine
Do you think you are Attractive: how vain , am i going to say yes to that. yes
Are you a Health Freak: my health is freakishly poor if that counts
Do you get along with your Parents: we are divorced .the usa is so fucked up
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes and the feeling of two feet in the toaster
Do you play an Instrument: many..at the one time
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i cant remember the last month so i guess so
In the past month have you Smoked: no doubt every 5 mins
In the past month have you been on Drugs: maybe i didnt drink
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I have never been to america ,no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: they are horrible little black biscuits with white in them, only for fat americans
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i dont think sushi would be v happy bout that
In the past month have you been on Stage: dunno
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in my bath tub yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Ever been Drunk: im a teenager, selfexplanitory
Ever been called a Tease: well i did hover some cake over a fat child once
Ever been Beaten up: everyday
Ever Shoplifted: too heavy
How do you want to Die: alive
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: male
What country would you most like to Visit: England i heard they are all fat and mad
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as there is two i dnt care
Favourite Hair Color: as long as it is short and not receeding i dnt care
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me or thats just embarrasing
Weight: heavier than me but not as heavy as two of me
Best Clothing Style: mine
Number of Drugs I have taken: does paracetamol count
Number of CDs I own: mp3 man mp3
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1 but soon to be many more
Number of things in my Past I Regret: being born in scotland how shit
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