Things actually said in court... fucking stupids |
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Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes....
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:47:00 GMT |
one of the Most fucking hilarious jokes i’ve read |
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Highschool Sweethearts?
There was once a pair of high school sweethearts. When they graduated, they wanted to go to the same college but the girl was accepte...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 03:32:00 GMT |
If Microsoft Made CARS!!! |
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.At COMDEX recently, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 16:18:00 GMT |
Proud to Be a Scot??? |
Being Scottish is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or ,aTurkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 07:42:00 GMT |
SEXY FACTS :P |
1) 94% of men lie about their dick size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have he...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:11:00 GMT |
REAL VS FAKE |
FAKE ASS FRIENDS:: Never ask for food.REAL FRIENDS :: are the reason you have no foodFAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/MrsREAL FRIENDS: Call your parents BY THEIR FIRST NAMEFAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 07:02:00 GMT |
