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About Me

WELL I AM A PRETTY LAID BACK SHARK I JUST TAKE EVERY DAY AS IT COMES AND LIVE EVERY DAY AS THOUGH IT WERE MY LAST BECAUSE WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO ON THIS CRAZY JOURNEY WE ALL TAKE CALLED LIFE I ASK YOU I DO HAVE TO EAT TO LIVE AND WITH A MOUTH THIS BIG THE RESULTS ARE NOT PRETTY BUT THAT IS LIFE AND HEY YOU PROBABLY EAT MEAT TOO BUT I DO NOT EVEN HAVE HANDS SO EVEN IF I WANTED TO BE REFINED I COULD NOT SO PLEASE DO NOT PICK ON ME ABOUT MY EATING HABITS IT IS NOT MY FAULT I LOOK SO SCARY THAT IS JUST HOW NATURE MADE ME AND APPARENTLY IT IS A GOOD DESIGN SINCE SHARKS HAVE NOT CHANGED SINCE DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH BUT LET US BE HONEST IT WAS SHARKS RULING ALL ALONG MANATEES ARE MY FAVORITE I LIKE THE FAT ONES

My Interests

JUMPING MANATEES NOT DROWNING NOT EATING SURFBOARDS OR KAYAKS CLEARING UP THOSE NASTY RUMORS THAT JAWS STARTED I AM REALLY NOT SO BAD I PROMISE

I'd like to meet:

I AM JUST HERE TRYING TO DISPELL THEY MYTHS AND DEBUNK THE STIGMAS THAT SURROUND US SHARKS PARTICULARLY THE SHARKS LIKE ME THE GREAT WHITE SORT SO I WANT TO MEET YOU LET US BE FRIENDS AND IF THERE ARE ANY MANATEES ON HERE SHOOT ME A LINE YOU PROBABLY WILL NOT BUT I CANNOT CONTROL MYSELF WHEN IT COMES TO MANATEES SO I CANNOT HELP WRITING THAT EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT IS DUMB

Music:

I AM A SHARK HOW AM I GOING TO LISTEN TO MUSIC USE YOUR HEAD TOM

Movies:

MY EYES ARE ON EITHER SIDE OF MY HEAD I CANNOT WATCH MOVIES DUH TOM

Television:

SEE ABOVE TOM

Books:

HOW AM I GOING TO HOLD A BOOK AND SWIM AND READ OUT OF ONE EYE ALL AT THE SAME TIME TOM

Heroes:

NOT THOSE GUYS WHO MADE JAWS I WILL TELL YOU THAT

My Blog

I HAVE A PROPOSAL MYSPACERS

SO THIS IS NEWS TO ME APPARENTLY IF YOU WANT TO PAY AN EXORBITANT SUM YOU CAN QUOTE UNQUOTE SWIM WITH THE SHARKS WWW.CAGEDIVE.COM WILL TELL YOU HOW TO DO THIS THEY STICK YOU IN A DIVING CAGE AND YOU G...
Posted by Shark on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 11:49:00 PST

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE MYSPACE

I GOT WIND OF SOMETHING VERY HORRIBLE APPARENTLY ON ABC FAMILY A MOVIE AIRED CALLED SPRING BREAK SHARK ATTACK AND IT WAS ABOUT A BUNCH OF TIGER SHARKS THAT INVADE THIS REEF BECAUSE SOME IDIOT HAS BEEN...
Posted by Shark on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 01:27:00 PST

BOY YOU MYSPACERS ARE NICE

SO I GOT A NICE E MAIL FROM FRANK IN HOUSTON HERE IS HIS PROFILE LINK http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro file&friendID=37167223 AND THIS IS HOW OUR CONVERSATION WENT ...
Posted by Shark on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:01:00 PST