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I'm Still Not Dead Yet...

About Me

"I'm a piece of shit and tonight,
my heart is reaching for the sky"
MY NAME IS ADAM.
I’M TWENTY-THREE.
I’M A MUSIC SNOB.
I’M PRETENTIOUS.
BUT COCKY ISN’T THE RIGHT WORD.
I HAVE PIERCINGS AND INK.
I HAVE AN IRISH TEMPER.
AND CUSS WHEN IT’S LEAST APPROPRIATE.
AND SAY NOTHING WHEN REQUIRED.
I DRINK ENTIRELY TOO MUCH.
AND MY LIVER HATES MY GUTS.
MORE THAN MY LUNGS LOATHE ME FOR SMOKING.
I DANCE WHEN THERE IS NO MUSIC.
AND I SCREAM WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND.
I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS I COULD ASK FOR.
BUT I WOULDN’T TAKE A BULLET FOR THEM.
I’M NOT SCENE, TRENDY, EMO, PUNK, OR CORE.
I’M ME.
CRY A RIVER, BUILD A BRIDGE AND GET OVER IT.
AND THEN BURN IT DOWN FOR THE NEXT POOR BASTARD
TO DEAL WITH.
I’M PROBABLY THE BEST FRIEND YOU DON’T WANT.
AND THE ONLY FRIEND YOU NEED.
AND I’LL BATTLE WITH YOU OVER PRETTY MUCH NOTHING.
I DON’T HAVE MORE FRIENDS THAN YOU.
AND I’M PERFECTLY CONTENT KNOWING THAT.
AIM = noxmorexblack

My Interests

MUSIC, GUITAR/BASS, WRITING, READING, WATCHING MOVIES, AND GAINING ALOT OF USELESS KNOWLEDGE THAT I DONT NEED, DRINKING WITH FRIENDS, ARGUING WITH FRIENDS ABOUT THAT PREVIOUS USELESS KNOWLEGE THAT I MENTIONED. PLAYING POOL, BOWLING (THE SPORT OF KINGS AND GEEKS). GIRLS, PHOTOGRAPHY, VIDEO GAMES, AND I'M PRETTY SURE THATS ABOUT IT, IM A REALLY BORING BASTARD.

I'd like to meet:


SOMEONE WHO THINKS WHISKEY IS A FOOD GROUP.
SOMEONE WHO USES SARCASM IS THEIR MAIN LANGUAGE.
SOMEONE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF YOU.
THE MOST CYNICAL PERSON ON EARTH.
THE MOST HONEST PERSON IN WASHINGTON DC.
SOMEONE WHO HATES CROWDS.
BUT ENJOYS BEING AROUND PEOPLE ANYWAYS.
SOMEONE WITH EXTREMLY LOW SELF ESTEEM.
BUT HAS 461843218432156 FRIENDS.
SOMEONE WHO WOULDN’T THINK TWICE.
OF STICKING A FORK IN A TOASTER.
SOMEONE WHO HAS LOST THEIR FAITH.
BUT IS STILL HOLDING ON TO IT FOR NO REASON.
SOMEONE THAT HATES MYSPACE FOR BEING MYSPACE.
AND NOT BECAUSE IT’S COOL TO HATE.
SOMEONE MORE OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE THAN ME.
THE PERSON WHO STARTED THE “SCENE” SCENE.
SO I CAN CRIPPLE THEM WITH A BASEBALL BAT.

LONG STORY SHORT, I'D LIKE TO FINALLY MEET ME.

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Music:

THE LAWRENCE ARMS
HOT WATER MUSIC
SMALL ARMS DEALER
BACKSEAT VIRGINS
NONE MORE BLACK
ATTICA! ATTICA!
HOT WATER MUSIC
THE GASLIGHT ANTHEM
DILLINGER FOUR
THE LOVED ONES
BOYSETSFIRE
LUCERO
BOMB THE MUSIC INDUSTRY!
CHUCK RAGAN
THE FLATLINERS
CRIME IN STEREO
KID DYNAMITE
OFF WITH THEIR HEADS
THE ARRIVALS

...AND MUCH MUCH MUCH MORE

Movies:

SIX STRING SAMURAI
GOODFELLAS
SIDEWAYS
ORGAZMO
TRUE ROMANCE
BUBBA HO-TEP
EVIL DEAD 2
RESERVOIR DOGS
PULP FICTION
HIGH FIDELITY
HOWARD THE DUCK
TRAINSPOTTING
BREAKFAST CLUB
THE BIG LEBOWSKI
LOCK STOCK & 2 SMOKING BARRELS
25TH HOUR
FIGHT CLUB
COOL HAND LUKE
GHOSTBUSTERS
ALMOST FAMOUS
FEAR & LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS
BAD SANTA
MEMENTO
UNFORGIVEN
REQUEIM FOR A DREAM
THE BOONDOCK SAINTS
LORD OF WAR
V FOR VENDETTA
WALK THE LINE
DOMINO

Heroes:

I LIVE IN WISCONSIN, THERE ARE NO HEROES HERE. WE HAVE COWS. AND BEER... OK MY HERO IS THE GUY THAT MAKES THE BEER. I TOAST TO THEM. CHEERS!..

My Blog

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