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Laura S.

You can't shoot pool with a rope

About Me

I'm kind of shy, but I warm up quickly to anyone who wants to get to know me. I also have a very sarcastic and often raunchy sense of humor. I'm not cool, nor do I try to be cool. I just am who I am, take it or leave it...
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Laura
Birthday: 8/29/73
Birthplace: Brooklyn, N.Y.C
Current Location: Lower Westchester County, N.Y.
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 5'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Southpaw
Your Heritage: Russian, Ukrainian, Polish, Jewish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Doc Martens
Your Weakness: Procrastination, shyness
Your Fears: The Loch Ness monster, Sasquatch, Chupacabras and aliens who give anal probes!
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken parm pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: There are quite a few...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I never use instant messenger
Thoughts First Waking Up: What a weird dream...
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes, dimples, and calves
Your Bedtime: Whenever I drift off...
Your Most Missed Memory: My bulldog Barkley (R.I.P)
Pepsi or Coke: Water
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: It really depends on the situation.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Who really gives a shit?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Strong coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Hell yeah!
Do you Sing: Yes, but very badly! (My singing is so bad I could make peoples ears bleed!)
Do you Shower Daily: Of course
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, barely remember it...
Do you want to get Married: I'm not sure. But if I do, I'm keeping my last name!
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes, but not nearly enough
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not sure
Are you a Health Freak: To a certain degree, but I'm not a fanatic.
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: I guess it can be kind of cool as long as I don't have to drive anywhere.
Do you play an Instrument: I played the violin from the ages of 8 to 12; it was totally lame!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Is that really anyone's business?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Since I don't update this thing that often, sometimes the answer is yes and sometimes no.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, that shit really grosses me out! I like my fish cooked.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but I would like to, that sounds like a lot of fun.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yup...burp!
Ever been called a Tease: I guess, but I'm definitely not.
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: That is such a morbid question. Hopefully it won't be painful.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A proctologist or a rodeo clown... ;-)
What country would you most like to Visit: There are way too many to name. Although, if I had to choose one it would be Australia.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Same as above
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter
Height: Taller than me
Weight: Weight is only a number, but in general I prefer them to be not too skinny and not too heavy either.
Best Clothing Style: I don't really care, as long as he's not wearing a suit.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I plead the fifth...
Number of CDs I own: A lot!
Number of Piercings: 8 - Both tragus' and three in each ear lobe.
Number of Tattoos: None yet, but I eventually want one.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few
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My Interests

Going to loud shows, the beach, painting, drawing, running, working out, cats and dogs, pizza and beer...

I'd like to meet:

Freaks n' geeks and anyone else who is friendly and interesting. Who do I NOT want to meet? Anyone who is racist, homophobic, or misogynist. If you fall into any of those categories, leave me alone and go fornicate yourself with a baseball bat covered in barbed wire...Ouch!...Enough said.I will only add people who have something in common with me, otherwise what's the point? (Unless of course I already know you! :-)

Music:

A wide variety of punk, hardcore, ska, psychobilly, etc...I keep an open mind, and refuse to limit myself. If I like how it sounds, I really don't care what genre it's in...

Movies:

There are way too many to name, although I love good dark comedies. (like the Coen Brothers films, their movies rule!) I also love any movie directed by Christopher Guest (Spinal Tap, Best In Show etc...) and all Mel Brooks movies. And any movie that the South Park guys are responsible for.(Team America, Baseketball, Orgazmo...) I like some horror movies too, athough some of them are really lame...

Television:

Family Guy, South Park, Reno 911, Chappelle's Show, Mind Of Mencia, Seinfeld, House, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiam, History Channel, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet...Anyone who says that TV rots the brain is just a pretentious windbag...

Books:

Yes, I do like to crack open a good book...A few favorites include A Misfit's Manifesto by Donna Gaines, Skipping Towards Gomorrah by Dan Savage, Get In The Van by Henry Rollins, Lobotomy by Dee Dee Ramone, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas by Hunter Thompson...etc...

Heroes:

Eat it or Fuck it

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V.D.

V.D.---Those initials generally conjure up two things in my mind, Valentine's Day and Venereal Disease; and they both have negative conotations in my mind. (The latter being much&n...
Posted by Laura S. on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:03:00 PST

Out with the old...

The holidays are over and I'm damn glad. If I had to suffer through yet another insufferably nauseating christmas song, I just might have burst into spontaneous combustion! So now the new ye...
Posted by Laura S. on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:58:00 PST

Holidays bum me out.

I'm starting to think all these holidays are nothing more than contrived nonsense, an obligation to be "jolly". I can't just force myself to be happy and festive on command, it has...
Posted by Laura S. on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 08:23:00 PST