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spike

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven

About Me

As some of you may alrerady know i died in back 2002. But we recently got wireless broadband here in heaven (thanks Steve!), so i thought I'd say hello. Hello. As some of you may already know I am The Spike Milligan, not the other one, the other one was a real asshole. I think he lives next door to me now. I like to think of myself as dead, but stuborn. Somebody said this about me --"Eccles was the nearest thing to Milligan's own id - a very simple, uncomplicated creature who doesn't want to be burdened with any responsibility and just wants to be happy and enjoy himself" I dont believe him, neither should you.

My Interests

golf, , life before and after death, tennis and spotting ugly looking garden birds, which is really quite difficult.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a sense of fucking humour

Music:

Yes please.

Movies:

OK, we have a great drive in up here.

Television:

has been shit since they through me off

Books:

loads and loads of them. i am a very talented writer.

Heroes:

the little man who said to me that he was taller than i am