BERT VAN STONE IS LONNIE VAN STONE

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THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS MY NAME IS NOT BERT. I'M LONNIE VAN STONE , I HAD TO CHANGE MY IDENTITY WHEN I SKIPPED A COURT DATE AND THEY ISSUED A WARRANT OUT FOR MY ARREST . THE ONLY WAY I COULD STAY ON TOUR AND KEEP ROCKING WAS TO HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT. SO I CREATED COUSIN BERT. I HAD EVERYONE FOOLED UNTIL VAN STONE'S FINAL SHOW. WHEN I GOT FUCKED UP AND SMOKED WEED OUT OF A 3 FT BONG ON STAGE. I GOT ARRESTED AND THEY FOUND ME OUT. NO WORRIES I'VE BEEN OUT OF JAIL FOR SIX MONTHS AND LIFE COULDN'T BE BETTER. YEAH I MISS PLAYING IN VAN STONE SOMETIMES BUT FOR NOW I JUST NEED TO CHILL , RELAX , STOP AND SMELL THE FLOWERS . THEN SOMEDAY...........I WILL BE BACK .